Today's Funniest Tweets

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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Today, we get topical with Dancing With The Stars, its cast, as well as the release of Madden '12. There are also some random-topic gems to end your work day. Enjoy!

If I'm not reminded at least twice a day, I will forget the Alamo. 3 hours ago via Birdhouse · powered by @socialditto

#Madden12Facts If you select the #Panthers and try to start Cam, Cecil Newton shows up at your house demanding money. 16 hours ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

Any burrito can be a breakfast burrito if you eat it early enough. 5 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Haven't finished it yet, but so far Dick Cheney's book is the crime novel of the year. 5 hours ago via Tweetbot for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

I forgot to click the 'Remember me' box next to the password field, so I guess I'll have to type it again next time... #FirstWorldProblems 4 hours ago via TT Commander · powered by @socialditto

The announcement of Michael Vick getting a 100 million dollar contract should have had that Sarah Mclachlan song playing under it. 3 hours ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

Nancy Grace to appear on ABC's Dancing With The Stars. I wasn't aware one of their young, pretty, white dancers was missing. 5 hours ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

Madden 12 release day is the day even Bills fans can find happiness with the NFL. 7 hours ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

Rob Kardashian is going to be on Dancing With The Stars? Really? I have to tell you, that kid is more irrelevant than an NFL preseason game. 19 hours ago via Tweetbot for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

The easiest way to appear photogenic in pictures is by not being ugly. 5 hours ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

Josh Wolford
Josh Wolford is a writer for WebProNews. He likes beer, Japanese food, and movies that make him feel weird afterward. Mostly beer. Follow him on Twitter: @joshgwolf Instagram: @joshgwolf Google+: Joshua Wolford StumbleUpon: joshgwolf

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