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  1. Guest

    haha bitch

  2. Guest

    One of the major things you leave out is,actually the most important.

    Concelement

    If you put something in a purse,pocket or otherwise hide it, in Ca. It’s theft.

    If you walk out with a jacket you put on over clothing,it’s a mistake.

    The proscuetors wont touch a shoplifting case unless there is concelment.So walk out carrying the item,whoops,sorry!!No arrest ever!

    • Guest

      Unforunatly that isn’t true in Indiana. They only have to prove U tried to leave without paying.

      • Local LP

        In pennsylvania you do not have to even leave the store. Concealment is enough for arrest. If you innocently put that camera in your purse even if you have the intention of paying for it – If the lp are feeling bored…. they’ll pick you up, and you will be prosecuted. It’s also a cumulative offense. 3 strikes a felony regardless of dollar amount.

        Everyone will get caught one day. No matter how innocent you look eventually someone will watch you out of boredom.

  3. Guest

    if it  was your shit you wouldnt be saying that i bet your a little bitch that still lives with his momma and has no life but to mooch off other people

  4. Guest

    i shop  lfft so fuck off….

  5. amandaaaaa

    omg people are so fucking stupid. i’ll go into marshall’s twice a day and steal tons of ed hardy shit. and i’m not poor at all. i actually can afford it but it saves me 80 bucks. people who bitch about shoplifters are just jealous that they don’t have the balls to do it.

    let’s face it, we’re saving money and you’re not. i’ve been shoplifting for 4 years. i’ve stolen ipods & digital cameras from target. and designer clothes from very expensive places.

    i’ve got caught one fucking time. you know what i stole? clip in hair extensions. lmao. and all that bitch did was ask for it back.

    i’ve stolen over 3,000 dollars in goods. i got so good i’d make a profit. my friends would pay me to go and get them shit.

    so thanks but shoplifting is pretty damn amazing. :]

    thanks <3

    • Maria!

      How do you do that!?? All I can take is clothes, PLEASEEE EXPLAINNNN =]

    • help

      Digital cameras really, that is like my goal. How do you do that? I’m so jealous. I’m a very very good shoplifter, but obviously not as good as you. Teach me your ways!

  6. Guest

    all the things i’ve shoplifted add up to over three hundred and i shoplift wvery day by going to blind spots so fuck all you shoplifter haters

  7. Andy

    Fuck you bitch, I’ll rob your ass all day and even if you catch me I’m knocking your ass to the ground and walking right out the start. P.S. Suck a dick faggot.

    • Guest

      You sound like an ignorant piece of trash

  8. Guest

    idiot. doesn’t this mike guy realize that SHOPLIFTERS themselves are reading this shit and are going, “oh alright..thats pretty nice to know what NOT to do..”
    good advice, man.
    :)

  9. Guest

    so u are congradulating him on maiing money off shoplifting by first sholifting tons of shit, and then by selling a book and makign mOre money with his lead credential as “15+ years shoplifting experience”

    • Shoplifter98

      Maybe we should shoplift the damn book and learn counter-tricks for better shoplifting.

      • Guest

        Note to self. Steal this idiots book. He himself is trying to make a few pennies lol out of us.
        Keep in mind people, most items you purchase have insane markups. Rule of thumb, for every item you purchase, get two more items. That evens the game a bit.

  10. Guest

    get lost you little piece of human trash. you have nothing intelligent to say

  11. Jay

    Shoplifting at some retails stores is incredibly easy depending on a few factors. The number one thing that you look for are untagged, easy to take items that are located in areas of the store that are somewhat hidden. Small things are obviously the easiest. I primarily steal parts from auto parts stores and other places like Home depot where small parts (such as drill bit heads, headlamp bulbs, sprinkler heads, etc) are valuable and easy to take. Items located in paper packaging are the easiest, when you can simply open them up.

    The second thing you look for is people. Make sure that no one is around, not even random people, because they could be ‘spotters’ for the store. Take items and walk as if you are browsing for more things, and casually slip them into pockets/jacket/purse. Never have a stressed or nervous look on your face. Be natural to anyone you see, and in case you get caught red-handed, literally, be ready to put an item down as if you didn’t want it and were too lazy to put it back in its original place.

    Some tips: Always have some money in case you get caught. Be willing to pay for what you have and tell them you were just holding them until you were done shopping. This way, it looks like an accident rather than a criminal intent. Just hope you have enough!
    Also, it’s best to shoplift at the same time you buy something, even if its small. That way, your chances of being caught are much less because you are still paying for something.
    One last thing: Feel NO sympathy when shopifting from big businesses or retail stores. Most of the money goes to rich executives anyway. Treat it is justice for all of the suffering that the corrupt government (backed by the country’s abundance of corporate greed) has caused you.
    Good luck!

    • Guest

      U ROCK, Live long and prosper, I love people that actually use there brain

    • Local LP

      Don’t feel bad when stealing from big chains? You think that when they experience loss that it comes out of an executives pocket? No way. So when you steal you are taking money that was meant to pay for extra health care for the mother of four, or the raise for the woman who is finally going to buy herself some new underwear. You are scum. Rationalize your guilt by thinking you are only taking money from a rich executive. The company doesn’t downsize the triple digit paycheck… They cut my co-worker’s hours down to nothing when all they are trying to do is put food in their children’s mouth and your stealing that t-shirt is $20 less the company will add to the raise budget.

      Idiot. People like you make me sick. Get a job and pay for things you want.

      • Guest

        You sir, have no clue what the fuck you are talking about. Let me guess you also tell homeless to get a job, well guess what fuck face, IT IS NOT EASY TO GET MONEY. You drive to work in your SUV and all you think about is “Me, me, me”. Well your exactly the kind of person we need to rid from america. So go fuck some sand paper!

      • tupac

        No wonder retards like you work for minimum wage at wal mart. You say executives get “triple digit” paychecks like thats some huge number. thats 999$ maxiumum…..

        • bulldog

          Tupac,
          I’d rather be a “retard” making minimum wage at Walmart then a worthless, lazy, 2-bit hack like yourself. Get a job and do something with yourself. Personally, I’d rather see you rot in prison than harassing honest, hard-working individuals who choose to take personal responsibility unlike yourself.

      • Fairshopper

        Oh so dramatic. The truth is that when a person lifts something from a retailer, they’re taking pennies. When you pay $40 – $100 for a pair of jeans, you’re the dumbass getting robbed! Clothing items have insane mark ups. If you pay $40, $35 is gross profit! Now, if you happen to take that lil item, the chain’s cost is next to nothing. $5. Go ahead Einstein do the math, who’s actually getting robbed when you buy items from big retailers? If you buy an item, you should take another one free. That way it becomes more fair for the consumer. If you pay $40 for a pair of jeans, and shoplift a second pair. Now you paid $20 per pair. Check this out, the retailer STILL MADE GOOD $30 on the sale. So, stop the BS cry that people who take lil five dollar items marked as 50 dollar items are ruining your mother’s healthcare plan and raise, and leaving your three other sibblings hungry. That’s a pile of shit. LOL.

        • owner

          OK, you are obviously amoral and a thief, but try not to be stupid. You think retailers are getting rich on their markup? Most small retailers price at double what they paid for the goods. So something that is priced at $100 only cost the retailer $50..so they “made” $50, right? Getting rich on your money, right? Well you fool, out of that $50 the retailer then has to pay rent/payment on bldg, wages, taxes, freight, store supplies, utilities, employee benefits, cleaning fees, advertising, etc. etc. If they are LUCKY they keep $1-$5 of that $100 for their investment and work. Because unlike you, taking something for free, they are working and trying to provide a service and jobs for others. If it is so easy to get rich running a retail store why aren’t you doing it?

      • JinX

        You have submitted to a SLAVE mentality

        Open your mind to the possibility you may be wrong, or perhaps not well educated about how the world operates. Ask why the Federal Reserve Banking system isn’t taught in public schools. Money is one of the most important things in life, after love and family, & i bet you have no idea about where your tax money goes. (most goes to private banking cartels). 95% of the wealth of the world is owned and controlled by less than 1% of the population. you should stop working so hard and educate yourself and become informed about the world you live in. learn how the World Bank works, how most money is created from debt, and how you became a slave as soon as you got your Social Security Number and started to pay TAX. i suggest watching Zeitgeist 1 & 2 to wake up from the foggy sleep you are in. I sincerely hope you can get past your anger due to my possibly insulting tone and actually become an informed critical thinker rather than just using cliche mantras like “Work hard”.

        JinX, The Best Booster.

  12. HardcoreMaxocist

    if i got caught by you, id probably just laugh or lay your punk ass out=]

  13. Guest

    I get off on shoplifting like U get off on tears. The only difference is I live by my rules not someone else’s. I am sick of getting the shaft. I don’t think I should have less than anyone else simply because I haven’t had the luck or privileges they did. I lost my job. As a side effect, now my credit sucks and I have lost much. NO-one is bailing me out. Retail markup is at 80-90%. I have been working for 34 years and trying 2 do the right thing. It got me no bail-out. U keep gettin off on peoples tears. I will keep fighting the system. I bet U are perfect. U have probably never done anything wrong. I can’t stand self righteous hypocrites.

  14. Guest

    I get off on shoplifting
    I get off on shoplifting like U get off on tears. The only difference is I live by my rules not someone else’s. I am sick of getting the shaft. I don’t think I should have less than anyone else simply because I haven’t had the luck or privileges they did. I lost my job. As a side effect, now my credit sucks and I have lost much. NO-one is bailing me out. Retail markup is at 80-90%. I have been working for 34 years and trying 2 do the right thing. It got me no bail-out. U keep gettin off on peoples tears. I will keep fighting the system. I bet U are perfect. U have probably never done anything wrong. I can’t stand self righteous hypocrites

    • JinX

      post me your email here…

  15. Guest

    Enjoy your power trip. Your not smart enough 2 catch me. Your a trained monkey that has probably never had an original thought.

  16. Guest

    I would love 2 find out where he lives and go steal everything that fucking hypocrat has. Then I want 2 write a book on how I did it. Mike Delaney is the piece of trash here.

  17. shopliftaholic

    I’ve stolen $1,000 dresses from Lord & Taylor in Manhattan due to the employee’s laziness of forgetting to put on censor tags! Pure lush! How awesome it is to be a shoplifter! ;-)

  18. Guest

    try me. i know what u stor clerks are lookin for in shoplifters, and i can prevent that. ive stolen from almost evry store out there, and only got caught once.WANNA KNO WAT HAPPENEND, the employee saw me open a red bull outside of the store, askedd me if i stole it(i said no obviosly) and said he used to steal and even let me keep it. now i still steal from that store and the emploee always says hi to me…

  19. Guest

    i came on this site because i was feeling really guilty from stealing like 2 books from borders (why should you have to pay 17 bucks for a book you only read once) and i lied to my mom about it.. told her i borrowed it from a friend. so yeah i was feeling guilty.. i have been secretly shoplifting for 2 years and have never been caught. what happens if you are caught??

    oh and anyways i just stole like makeup n books. i have no idea how to take clothes! anyways i was trying to stop but i LOVE the thrill and reward of a “free gift”

  20. Guest

    I have a story that I cannot help but share. My girlfriend manages a retail store downtown that has lots of nooks and crannies and hiding places. The have EVERYTHING tagged and are famous with the police for busting anywhere from 3 to 7 shoplifters a week. Anyway, a bunch “Frat boys” (this is a college town) came into the store as a group and I’m sure that the guy doing the stealing was a “new pledge” and this was part of his “rite of passage” to shoplift in the store. Anyway, they all buy something small and start leaving, when the door alarms on the “new pledge” guy. My friend searches his bag, finds nothing, lets him go and he alarms again! She had him walk thru two more time and got a hit every time. Finally they made him empty his pockets. He had about $40.00 worth of sunglasses and gloves in his pants. I’m standing in front of the door in case he tries to run. He tries the old adage of “I forgot all about this, here I’ll pay for it…”. I could not help myself at this point and pipe in with “That’s what they all say…”. My girl says “Call the cops” and this guy starts crying, a 20 something year old “pretty boy” with mama’s AMEX card starts bawling! I couldn’t help myself at this point; I start laughing so damned hard that I’m about to pee myself. Then this fellow gets down on his knees in front of one of the female employees (just like in the S & M movies, oh for a camera when I need one…) and begins to BEG! She is a very upfront lesbian and I’m SURE it was all she could do to keep from laughing with me, and I bet she was having an awesome time watching a “little man” kneel in front of her. He was even prostrating himself begging, like in some religious rite. Too bad, the cops showed up and cuffed him. Then he starts asking the cop the standard “What’s going to happen to me??” routine and the cop of course tells him that this is all between him and the judge and “I’m just here to take you away…”. Meanwhile I am laughing so damned hard that my girl tells me that maybe I need to go outside until I regain my compusure. I still couldn’t stop laughing, two cigarettes later! I even had the cops going. It’s always great to spread some cheer.

    Every shoplifter I have ever seen busted in that store (as I said 3-7 every week) did the same routine in one way or another. Face it all of you theives know it’s wrong before you do it, get some therapy before the cops get you! If the do nail you, just remember that tears will always bring laughter.

    • Guest

      You’re pretty stupid if you found that scenario humorous. What a lame story.

    • JinX

      In that situation, they are “Fishing” if you walk through an alarm gate and it beeps, ask “Am I under arrest” when they ask you to walk through again, and if they say No (this happens 99% of the time btw) then say “then I am leaving” and WALK away DO NOT RUN! If they say “Yes, you are under arrest.” notice if they inform you of your rights or not, then SAY NOTHING! and wait for police. chances you will be convicted if you follow this is ZERO. note i said CONVICTED, not ARRESTED.

      JinX, The Best Booster.

  21. Joyous Shoplifter

    You’re talking a bunch of wanna be a tough guy none sense.
    Many big retailers make themselves inviting shoplifting places. You can’t do a darn thing if the fitting room is not checked by an employee. You can not catch me if you did not see me or there will be a major lawsuit. You know it, You can’t catch me even if you see me if I go pee. LOL.
    I’m an informed shoplifter. The shoplifters that get caught are somewhat dumb or drugged up.
    An average joe shop lifter with no mental disorder just shop lifting to save some pennies, will not conceal items in the open. Take it to a fitting room, restroom! Not in the open. You catch the ones who put new sneakers/shoes on and try to leave without realizing you were watching them. Don’t tell me you can catch me, i’d use the fitting rooms, restroom. If all else fails, when you say excuse me sir, stop please, i’ll be two blocks away. LOL. By the time the police arrives, i’ll be home, trying on my new items.

  22. bulldog

    I find it amazing how many people want something for nothing. When did we as a country get the mentality that we are entitled to everything. The same people that shoplift and claim that the retailers deserve it are usually the same people who go crazy if they are over charged for an item. Other comments like “It’s not easy to get money” show the laziness of the majority of people who steal. I work two jobs as does my wife. If we can’t afford something we don’t get it. A novel concept i know…..

    • Guest

      Open your mind to the possibility you may be wrong, or perhaps not well educated about how the world operates. Ask why the Federal Reserve Banking system isn’t taught in public schools. Money is one of the most important things in life, after love and family, & i bet you have no idea about where your tax money goes. (most goes to private banking cartels). 95% of the wealth of the world is owned and controlled by less than 1% of the population. you should stop working so hard and educate yourself and become informed about the world you live in. learn how the World Bank works, how most money is created from debt, and how you became a slave as soon as you got your Social Security Number and started to pay TAX. i suggest watching Zeitgeist 1 & 2 to wake up from the foggy sleep you are in. I sincerely hope you can get past your anger due to my possibly insulting tone and actually become an informed critical thinker rather than just using cliche mantras like “Work hard”.

      JinX, The Best Booster.

  23. Guest

    Wow. Selling out your own to plug your stupid book. Low. You know what snitches get, right?

  24. Eat my shoplifting dick.

    Yeah, fuck you. I’m still gonna do it. :] THANKS!

  25. A shoplifter.

    I don’t shoplift because I think it’s cool, or I want to. I shoplift because I need to. I don’t get the necessities at home, my parent’s don’t give a shit. I have to steal to put clothes on my back. It’s terrible. I hate doing it..but I have to. I have no money. I wish there was another way..but there isn’t. :[

  26. Guest

    “Isn’t it strange how virtually everything about successful retailing eventually comes around to quality customer service?” and employees account for about 1/2 of “inventory shrinkage”. Yet in ALL the articles, blogs, posts, and manuals on Loss Prevention that i have read, NEVER is it mentioned to treat your employees with respect, to apreciate them, to pay them a DECENT WAGE, and offer benefits. Companies view and treat their staff like SLAVES, and expect them to be loyal, SUPRISE! We aren’t gonna take it, and we are gonna REVOLT, by the nickle and dime! 95% of the wealth of the world is owned and controlled by less than 1% of the population. Capitalism has to be exterminated ASAP!

    JinX. The Best Booster.

  27. The Gingerbread Man

    Sorry to be the one to tell you but, … well .. you are a SLAVE, you are like a guard dog, except your owners HATE dogs, and as soon as they have no use for you, they are gonna “put you down”. You should research The Georgia Guide Stones. Maybe watch Zeitgeist 1 & 2. Maybe wake up.

    Anyways, good luck.

    RUN RUN FAST AS YOU CAN, …

  28. Guest/klepto

    You suck FAGGOT,”PIG WANT2B) it’s never going to stop unless they start cutting our hands off like they do in the Middle East….LOL

  29. Guest

    how you can say shiplifters are dishonest people! if you were shoplifting for twenty years you should know its not true~
    shoplifting from big corporate supermarket chains, that screw their workers and destroy all the local shops around is the best thing one can do.

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