Scarlett Johansson’s Tissue Worth More Than Palin’s Turkey

Oh eBay, you weird, weird marketplace

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Seriously, the market’s screwy right now. That 38-pound turkey that was offed behind Sarah Palin only sold on eBay for $225, half of which went to local veterans. Scarlett Johansson’s snot rag? Current bid is over $2,100.
Scarlett Johansson's Tissue Worth More Than Palin's Turkey
At least all of those proceeds go to USA Harvest , so there is some justice.

Granted, Scarlett is much, much more interesting than Word Blizzard, but an enormously delicious famous bird seems just a little more valuable than starlet-secreted autacoid, don’t you think?

Well, what if I told you Samuel L. Jackson gave her the cold and that she blew her celebrity nose on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno in front of millions last night? Does that increase the value?

Apparently you’re wrong, because the Tonight Show’s selling the tissue on eBay, stuffed into an autographed baggie. They’ll also include pictures from the show, but no Leno autographs. You’ve got about four days left to get in on that.

But be warned, the eBay listing says the seller will not accept returns on this item.

Scarlett Johansson’s Tissue Worth More Than Palin’s Turkey
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  • http://anticlone.blogspot.com/ Guest

    I’d like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress)actually is a clone from original person,who has nothing with acting career.Clone was created illegally using stolen biomaterial.Original Scarlett Galabekian last name is nice, CHRISTIAN young lady.I’ll tell more,those clones(it’s not only 1)made in GERMANY-world leader manufacturer of humans clones,it’s in Ludwigshafen am Rhein,Rhineland-Palatinate,Mr.Helmut Kohl home town.You can’t even imaging the scale of the cloning activity.But warning,H.Kohl staff strictly controlling their clones spreading around the world,they’re NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled,be careful get close with clones you will be controlled too.Original family didn’t authorize any activity with stolen biomaterials,no matter what form it was created in,it’s all need to be back to original family control in Cedars-Sinai MedicalCenter in LA.Controlling clones is US military operation.Original Scarlett never was engaged,by the way

  • http://www.baconsdozen.co.uk Guest

    Is anyone really bothered about silly people paying silly money for junk on ebay?.Surely it happens al the time.

  • http://www.doggybehave.com/correcting_barking_digging.php Sam Nichols

    there is so much junk for sale on ebay, its just boring people wanting to win endless online auctions

  • http://www.loveisland.ro marius

    There are always weird things for sale online, someones trash can be someones treasure

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