All Posts Tagged Tag: ‘daily’

Mark Zuckerberg, JP Morgan, and Bieber Fever

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! (image)@kirkfoxKirk Foxalright moms. back to work.(image) …

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Serena Williams, the Mayan Calendar, and Rejected Prom Themes

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! (image)@hipstermermaidbraden graeberI’m not emotionally prepared for …

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Time Magazine, Kashi, and North Korea

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! (image)@DCdebbieDC DebbieBristol Palin says Obama’s daughters …

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John Travolta, Gay Marriage, and the WNBA

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! (image)@funnyordieFunny Or DieTravolta’s lawyer should use …

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The Scream, T-Ball, and Tip Jars

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! (image)@hellobuglersThe BugleBREAKING: The Scream responds angrily …

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Tyler Perry, Game of Thrones, and Google Street View

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! (image)@bjnovakB.J. NovakTyler Perry’s Why Did My …

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Titanic II, Sleep Numbers, and Paula Deen

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! (image)@BorowitzReportAndy BorowitzThe Australian billionaire who is …

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Zerg Rush, John Edwards, and Hot Wings

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! (image)@BorowitzReportAndy BorowitzJohn Edwards is a tragic …

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Guy Fieri, Take Your Child To Work Day, and Danny DeVito

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! (image)@HAL9000_HAL 9000Happy National Pretzel Day? I …

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WWDC, Paul Newman, and Speed Stick

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! (image)@BorowitzReportAndy BorowitzRomney after watching Obama on …

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Lindsay Lohan, Party City, and Skydiving

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! (image)@RexHuppkeRex HuppkeFacebook now has 901 million …

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Nickelback, Dick Clark, and CNN’s News Ticker

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! (image)@improvasylumImprov AsylumSomething something Dick Clark hologram.(image) …

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