Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today we get a few tweets from a trending hashtag, #lessexcitingbandnames. We also learn why Hitler wasn’t that bad of a guy after all.
Adolf Hitler wasn’t such a bad guy, after all he did kill Adolf Hitler.
Very worried about my daughters’ grades. They’re either going to have to work harder or get much hotter.
My internet is so fast that when I click a wrong link, I don’t have time to click the right one before it loads the page
I’m not sure what Siri-porn would actually be, but I’m certain it already exists.
Carson Palmer says he’s not looking to reunite with Terrell Owens. The Raiders already have enough receivers to almost complete passes to.
Happy Halloween everybody. May all your razor blades be untraceable.
UNLESS YOU DRUNK UNIVERSITY STUDENT! YOU REALLY GOT NO RIGHT BE EXCITE ABOUT STUPID MCRIB!
When did “go fly a kite” become an insult? Thats ridiculous. Have you actually flown a kite lately? It’s fucking amazing.
Beavis and Butthead, Adolf Hitler, American Nightmare are trending in the US. Was there a Republican debate scheduled I didn’t know about?
#tebowing – verb – to get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different.