Muammar Gaddafi, Michael Cera, and a Pizza Party

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better...
Muammar Gaddafi, Michael Cera, and a Pizza Party
Written by Josh Wolford

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Today, Twitter was dominated by the death of Muammar Gaddafi. Other than that, we learn what turned one Twitter into a believer.

Enjoy!

Just For Men releases statement: “We can lose Gaddafi, we still have Mubarak and Gene Simmons.” 1 hour ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

IT SAFE SAY THAT GEORGE ORWELL ANIMAL FARM TRIBUTE IN OHIO WAS HUGE FAILURE! 5 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

I was an atheist until I saw a kid turn his phone off when the previews started. 14 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Don’t worry Latino-Americans, HAL understands you. #Siri 6 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

– Saddam Hussein ☑ – Osama Bin Laden ☑ – Col. Gaddafi ☑ – Justin Bieber ☐ 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

“Whatever. We killed our despot leader like, five years ago.” -Iraqi hipster 1 hour ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

This is a line that only seems to work for one holiday. I have learned this the hard way on Thanksgiving. “See you next year” 5 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

I feel bad for orphans & the homeless. Also, people who check in to the Dollar Store on Facebook. 3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Probably the worst thing you can do to a person is leave them a voicemail. 1 hour ago via Twitter for Android · powered by @socialditto

OMG PLEASE SAY PIZZA PARTY! RT @THEHermanCain: Gaddafi is gone, that’s good. Now the question is: What’s next? 1 hour ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

Both MC Hammer & Gaddafi trending. Stop. Muammar Time. 8 hours ago via TweetList Pro · powered by @socialditto

Today I forgot to comb my hair, but people thought I was nice. Then, nothing of consequence happened. So today was every Michael Cera movie. 18 hours ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

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