Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today, Twitter was dominated by the death of Muammar Gaddafi. Other than that, we learn what turned one Twitter into a believer.
Just For Men releases statement: “We can lose Gaddafi, we still have Mubarak and Gene Simmons.”
IT SAFE SAY THAT GEORGE ORWELL ANIMAL FARM TRIBUTE IN OHIO WAS HUGE FAILURE!
I was an atheist until I saw a kid turn his phone off when the previews started.
– Saddam Hussein ☑ – Osama Bin Laden ☑ – Col. Gaddafi ☑ – Justin Bieber ☐
“Whatever. We killed our despot leader like, five years ago.” -Iraqi hipster
This is a line that only seems to work for one holiday. I have learned this the hard way on Thanksgiving. “See you next year”
I feel bad for orphans & the homeless. Also, people who check in to the Dollar Store on Facebook.
Probably the worst thing you can do to a person is leave them a voicemail.
@THEHermanCain: Gaddafi is gone, that’s good. Now the question is: What’s next?OMG PLEASE SAY PIZZA PARTY! RT
Both MC Hammer & Gaddafi trending. Stop. Muammar Time.
Today I forgot to comb my hair, but people thought I was nice. Then, nothing of consequence happened. So today was every Michael Cera movie.