Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today, the hashtag #HermanCainPizzaJams has been trending, we see an interesting realization about the Red Hot Chili Peppers’ frontman, and we see how to prevent people from messing with your thermostat.
You know it’s Monday when you’ve been in traffic 20 minutes before you realize the ‘fasten seatbelt’ alarm is going off.
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#wheniwas14 I looked like a young Hayden Christensen.
I’m currently driving to Austin, so if anyone wants a “wolf-howling-at-moon-blanket-sold-out-of-a-van-on-the-side-of-the-road” let me know.
There should be a trap door below every thermostat just in case that’s not your house.
The women on The Walking Dead need to stop whining & crying all the time. Also, the cast needs to stop tripping & dropping things.
If god wanted me to eat whole grains, he would have made animals out of whole grains.
When did Anthony Kiedis and Iggy Pop become the same person?
In exchange for Brandon Lloyd, Denver will receive a 6th round pick. It’s unclear whether or not Tim Tebow can turn that pick into wine.
My kids sure know a lot of stuff for people who were constantly shitting themselves 10 years ago.
Susan Sarandon calls Pope a Nazi. Out of habit ESPN just fired her from Monday Night Football…
Cool it with the elbow patches, college professors. You’re not snipers.