Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today we get a healthy dose of tweets regarding Texas Governor Rick Perry’s debate performance. We also find why it’s so hard for the Drunk hulk to stop drinking.
Enjoy!
@JimNorton
Jim NortonAnd congratulations to Rick Perry! R. Budd Dwyer’s last appearance in front of a camera was less politically damaging.
13 hours ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto
@dubouchet
Andrés du BouchetHardly anyone here at work today. Crap, this is my living room. 4 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@DRUNKHULK
DRUNK HULKDRUNK HULK TRY QUIT DRINKING! BUT THEY NO MAKE WAGON BIG ENOUGH FOR DRUNK HULK! 5 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@rayleee
Raymond LeeDo Americans realise that tomorrow is 11/11/11 and not 11/11/11? 4 hours ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto
@charliepantzz
CharliepantzThumbfucker (noun) – Someone who ‘likes’ just above every mother fucking thing you do on Facebook. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@ApocalypseHow
Rob KutnerThe students rioting over Paterno’s firing are the “Arab Spring of Douchebags.” 3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@funnyordie
Funny Or DieLooking like a stupid governor from Texas on live TV is the smartest thing Rick Perry’s done to get the GOP nomination. 1 hour ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto
@pattonoswalt
Patton OswaltCan’t help thinking that in the Bob Seger song “We’ve Got Tonight”, it’s his penis singing. 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto
@robdelaney
rob delaneyOops! My wife just asked me if I remembered her birthday & I pulled a “Rick Perry.” (I executed her) 4 hours ago via Twitter for Android · powered by @socialditto
@EliBraden
Eli Braden“9, 9 … Um …” – Rick Perry, trying to remember Herman Cain’s tax plan 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto
@TheFunnySexist
The Funny Sexist™Google, you #remindme of my wife. Let me finish my sentence before you give me suggestions! 1 hour ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto
@Ahm76
Ahm“Oh shit, what was that funny thought I had 30 seconds ago?” — Me, looking at a blank tweet box 2 hours ago via Silver Bird · powered by @socialditto
@BorowitzReport
Andy BorowitzUntil yesterday, I did not realize that the Penn State football team had a school, too. 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto