Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today the Twitterverse is aflutter with the iPhone 4S. We also learn about the ironies of National Dessert Day and figure out why the original “Charlie’s Angels” show succeeded in the first place.
“The Thing” is a prequel to “The Thing” which is a remake of “The Thing” which is about a monster that duplicates itself.
I’m not sure how the average American would differentiate National Dessert Day from any other day.
Robin stood in line all morning for his iPhone 4S. Which made “accidentally” running it over with the Batpod so much funnier.
I haven’t read any recent government studies, but I can only assume it’s still hard out there for a pimp.
Don’t necessarily nominate me for sainthood, but I just gave a VERY ugly woman directions.
Watching a 1944 biopic of Mark Twain on TMC. I never knew he spoke completely in famous Mark Twain quotes.
If you’re ever feeling down about yourself, head to your local GameStop and ask the workers how they feel about dragons.
iPhone 4s activation problems on AT&T but not Verizon and Sprint. AT&T couldn’t be reached for comment because they are on AT&T
Never have I understood crack addicts more than in the 30 minutes I was without a phone while upgrading to the 4S.
Not surprised “Charlie’s Angels” was cancelled. The original only worked was because constant free porn wasn’t available.
9 pizzas, 9 toppings, 9 dollars. THAT’S a plan I can get behind.
I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
Ever been so drunk that you cooked a pizza at 20 degrees for 350 minutes?