Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today we look at tweets about the McRib, Amy Winehouse, and Moleskine Notebooks. We also see two funny tweets from two of today’s most persistent trending hashtags.
Enjoy!
@sween
Jason SweeneySo many people are complaining about the McRib I assume it’s made of old episodes of “Whitney”.
1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@Lifeinsandbox
MichaelCoke dealers. Always sticking their business in other people’s noses 50 minutes ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto
@badbanana
Tim SiedellI’m guessing the worldwide average is about one great idea per every 2.7 million Moleskine notebooks. 5 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@thesulk
Alec SulkinThere’s a mild sense of relief when a relationship ends that you don’t have to do any of the bullshit you promised. 4 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@FirstWorldLife
First World LifeMy girlfriend keeps calling my new Touchpad an iPad. #FirstWorldProblems 3 hours ago via TT Commander · powered by @socialditto
@funnybrad
Brad WilliamsFemale Costume Guide: Black Bra (Slutty Cat) Green Bra (Slutty Tree) Red Bra (Slutty Apple) Blue Bra (Slutty Smurf) Yellow Bra (Slutty Bee) 3 hours ago via Facebook · powered by @socialditto
@FakeAPStylebook
Fake AP Stylebook“Serial killer” is a multiple murderer. “Cereal Killer” is a novelty song we really regret downloading when we were drunk. 3 hours ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto
@PeytonsHead
Peyton’s Head#GhettoRamenNoodleFlavors Purple. Like the drank. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@jondaly
Jon DalyKids, Knife-Sex Qaddafi is not an acceptable Halloween costume. 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto
@TheFakeESPN
The Fake ESPNCarson Palmer reports to practice during Raiders bye week, but just to tailgate. 2 hours ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto
@robfee
Rob FeeIn shocking news it’s been confirmed Amy Winehouse died of substance abuse.
In other shocking news it’s been confirmed fire is hot. 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto
@funnyordie
Funny Or DieBetter to be silent & thought a fool than open your mouth & eat a McRib. 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@BretEastonEllis
Bret Easton Ellis#StepsToSurviveAHorrorMovie: if you hear “Don’t Fear the Reaper” coming from a car stereo and it’s Oct 31 and you’re hot: get the fuck out. 11 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
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