Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today, the Twitterverse has a lot to say about Lindsay Lohan’s possible Playboy spread. We also find out something interesting about the existence of the band Creed.
Jesus must have been on Ambien the day he allowed Creed to exist.
Loving your kids is easy. Even easier when they’re good at sports.
Never fall in love with a mermaid until you’re confident you can find their vagina.
Looking forward to the GTA V trailer like a pregnant woman’s first ultrasound. 9 months of waiting until that bundle of joy ruins a life.
Dear guy riding a unicycle. Stop. Sincerely, Everyone
I will watch pretty much any movie or television show about Nazis. Good job, Nazis.
Lindsay Lohan is posing nude for Playboy. To make her comfortable, the photographer will ask her to face forward, then look to the side.
Maybe Sinead O’Connor just didn’t like similes.
Both “jack-o-lantern” and “jack o’lantern” are correct spellings. “Jacko lantern” is a rare jaw disorder.