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The Secret Service, Kim Kardashian, and Egg Salad Sandwiches

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! (image)@ImHiRezHi-RezTupac. Imma let you finish. But …

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The IRS, Tupac Hologram, and The Pulitzer Prize

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! (image)@TeamCocoTeam CocoThat Tupac hologram would have …

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Brangelina, Cory Booker, and North Korea

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! (image)@CJancelewiczChris JancelewiczI’m pretty sure that horribly …

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Axl Rose, National Grilled Cheese Day, and Mafia Mullets

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! (image)@RexHuppkeRex Huppke“I don’t even own a …

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Charles Manson, Deadliest Catch, and Legos

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! [Lead Image Courtesy The Oatmeal] (image)@StevenAmiriSteven …

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Rick Santorum, Zebras, and Gluten Allergies

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! (image)@meganamramMegan AmramWhen am I supposed to …

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Instagram, Kristen Stewart, and Asparagus

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! (image)@DannyZukerDanny ZukerYour mom is about about …

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Passover, Tim Tebow, and Targeted Ads

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! (image)@jesusJesus ChristAww man. Is this really …

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The Masters, Beyonce, and The Civil War

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! (image)@AlbertBrooksAlbert BrooksBefore Augusta accepts women maybe …

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Google Glasses, Flying Cars, and Walkmans

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! (image)@DigeratiiJosh HelfferichI want those Google Glasses …

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Chris Brown, The Fray, and White Wine

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! (image)@BrianReillyOBrian Reilly |bribryWe support Chris Brown …

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Easter, Game of Thrones, and Trucker Hats

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! (image)@FlyoverJoelJoel IngersollSince rabbits can?t eat chocolate, …

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