Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today we find Twitter discussing Marty McFly’s Nikes, a famous 90’s TV babe and what Twitter should really be called. Plus we find out Herman Melville’s real motivation for authorship. Enjoy!
“I’m gonna be in every crossword puzzle EVER!” — Herman Melville, upon completing his novel OMOO
Did we ever get the story behind Pace Picante Sauce’s anti New York City propaganda?
When women cry, their faces look like half-chewed Starbursts.
The reason they named it Twitter is because they didn’t think Timesuck would appeal to the masses.
WILL YOU RECOGNISE DRUNK HULK! CALL DRUNK HULK NAME! OR WALK ON BY! RAIN KEEP FALL! KEEP FALL! DOWN! DOWN! DOWN!
Wrote a paper on big 90s boobs, but I was never totally satisfied with my Tiffany Amber Thesis.
This Kardashians show is so well written.
Obama could guarantee re-election by buying a pair of the Marty McFly shoes and wearing them during every public address.
Dear whores turned soccer moms,
I’m not praying for your kid who has the sniffles and wet farts, so stop making that your Facebook status.
Storage Wars – Deleted Scenes: “That appears to be a bucket of hands.”
Tim Morse smells.