Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today we have tweets about new and upcoming technology like the iPhone 5 and Amazon’s just-announced Kindle Fire tablet, we see who might be replacing Andy Rooney, and we also see how the porn industry could really brand the month of October.
Enjoy!
I’d understand getting a ticket for not coming to a complete stop if every murder ever was solved.
BREAKING: iPhone 5 to include “drunk mode” that way your drunk texts never leave your phone.
Jeff Bezos now being led away in handcuffs. Did you know it’s against the law to yell Kindle Fire in a crowded theater?
It sucks that we still don’t have all the weapons from Contra.
the dolphins will end the season 13-3
I bet most braille on public signs says: “How did you know this was here?”
“What a pussy!” – George of the Jungle reading about Sonny Bono’s death
Happy New Year to my Jewish pals! As a gift, I got you a calendar that ACKNOWLEDGES THE BIRTH OF JESUS CHRIST THE MESSIAH.
I don’t drink or use drugs. Trying to figure out how to prep for tonight’s Red Sox finale.
If the porn industry doesn’t call next month Cocktober, they are ignoring a tremendous marketing angle.
I assume CBS will keep going with what’s been working for them, and replace Andy Rooney with Ashton Kutcher.