The Red Sox, Andy Rooney, and The Porn Industry

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better...
The Red Sox, Andy Rooney, and The Porn Industry
Written by Josh Wolford
  • Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

    And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

    Today we have tweets about new and upcoming technology like the iPhone 5 and Amazon’s just-announced Kindle Fire tablet, we see who might be replacing Andy Rooney, and we also see how the porn industry could really brand the month of October.

    Enjoy!

    I’d understand getting a ticket for not coming to a complete stop if every murder ever was solved. 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    BREAKING: iPhone 5 to include “drunk mode” that way your drunk texts never leave your phone. 15 minutes ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

    Jeff Bezos now being led away in handcuffs. Did you know it’s against the law to yell Kindle Fire in a crowded theater? 6 hours ago via Twitterrific for Mac · powered by @socialditto

    It sucks that we still don’t have all the weapons from Contra. 16 hours ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

    the dolphins will end the season 13-3 #insaneproclamations 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    I bet most braille on public signs says: “How did you know this was here?” 4 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    “What a pussy!” – George of the Jungle reading about Sonny Bono’s death 16 hours ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

    Happy New Year to my Jewish pals! As a gift, I got you a calendar that ACKNOWLEDGES THE BIRTH OF JESUS CHRIST THE MESSIAH. 4 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    I don’t drink or use drugs. Trying to figure out how to prep for tonight’s Red Sox finale. 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPad · powered by @socialditto

    If the porn industry doesn’t call next month Cocktober, they are ignoring a tremendous marketing angle. #GoodMorning 8 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    I assume CBS will keep going with what’s been working for them, and replace Andy Rooney with Ashton Kutcher. 17 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

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