Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today, we have tweets about the hot topics of the day – Manny Ramirez, Tupac and Miss Universe. We find a true First World Problem and discover that Tony Romo is still a pretty good punching bag. Enjoy!
Make sure your op-ed about football building manly values in boys is well-illustrated with pictures of toned athletes in spandex.
2pac would’ve loved to wake up & see “RIP Tupac” trending worldwide. Too bad the island he’s on doesn’t have wifi.
Point Break remake confirmed? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *shoots imaginary gun at the air*
Tyler Perry is the worst thing to happen to black people since The Fresh Prince switched over to a light skin Aunt Viv.
I’m really looking forward to reading Levi Johnston’s new tell-all book “I Came In Bristol, Now We Have A Kid And I Need Money.”
The universe is like an infinite plate of nachos but not at all.
Manny Ramirez arrested on domestic violence charges. That’s just Manny being Chris Brown.
I’m pretty sure this Tuesday is a Monday that has just cleverly disguised itself with polyjuice potion.