Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today we go a little sports heavy with Tweets about Tony Romo and the Indianapolis Colts. We also see what Sarah Silverman is truly tired of and see why Anthony Weiner’s name is still pretty funny. Enjoy!
Inspirational Quote of the day: When you think things can’t be worse just remember you could be a Colts Fan.
I don’t like when they say that Anthony Weiner’s district, traditionally Democratic, “might change hands.” It’s an unpleasant image.
Today is Tony Romo Day! Everyone gets to leave work 15 minutes early!
When wife said “meet @ bagel store” I made mistake of going 2 bagel store instead of reading her mind &going 2 store that didn’t sell bagels
Kids, if your dad ever says, “It was nice having the house to myself for a few hours,” it means while you were out he was masturbating.
I’m pretty much done watching actors & actresses pensively looking out windows
Can’t sleep? Drink some warm milk. After throwing up you’ll sleep like a baby.
Finally saw ‘Rise of the Planet of the Apes’. Loved the film, hated how it challenged my knowledge of which words in a title to capitalize