Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today is National Coffee Day, so coffee is big on Twitter. People also have a lot of material when it comes to the Red Sox and Braves and their epic fails from last night.
Even LeBron James thinks the Boston Red Sox and Atlanta Braves choked.
I like my coffee like I like my women: helping me poop.
Things people used to say while drunk off their ass at 3 AM they now say on Twitter while perfectly sober.
If singing along to a song in your car looked as cool as it felt, no one would ever not get laid.
It’s funny how we all just accepted the song ‘Black Velvet’ as if it actually made any fucking sense.
Candy really is the best pickup line for little boys.
New book reveals Walter Payton was a depressed, suicidal drug user after he retired. Current Bears fans say they can relate.
Happy National Coffee Day! I like my men like I like my coffee, held tightly between my thighs while I’m driving.
My girlfriend got in a car accident and it’s been really hard on her, being in a wheelchair and all. Plus, I’m sure being dumped sucks.