@Pat_Healy
Pat HealyI wonder how long I’ll feel awful using Steve Job’s technology to write something frivolous or disgusting. 14 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@toddlevin
todd levinDespite some really solid advice from Blue Öyster Cult, I continue to fear the reaper. 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

@bazecraze
Alex BazeWhenever I see a water aerobics class in progress, I like to pretend a Weight Watchers cruise just capsized. 53 minutes ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

@ApocalypseHow
Rob KutnerWhat exactly is everyone on the Internet thanking Steve Gutenberg for? 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@badbanana
Tim SiedellHey, hip hop artists. Would it kill you to throw in a few rhymes about raisin toast or farmers’ markets? 5 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@theNuzzy
david nuzzy nussbaumLast night at karaoke, a chick with a stutter sang Benny and the Jets for 3 hours. 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

@iamnatho
Nat HoReal Steel is a must-watch. 4 hours ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

@FirstWorldLife
First World LifeWii Fit says I’m obese. #FirstWorldProblems 3 hours ago via TT Commander · powered by @socialditto

@JoeMande
Joe MandeDiarrhea, diarrhea, diarrhea. RT @WhiteCastle: If you were to describe @WhiteCastle in 3 words they would be ______, ______, and _____. 2 hours ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

@TheFakeESPN
The Fake ESPNChad Henne out for the year. Dolphins’ 0-17 hopes in jeopardy, but coaches say they aren’t about to give up on losing that easily. 2 hours ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

@funnyordie
Funny Or DieRicist = only eating white OR brown rice. Not out of any preference, but b/c that’s how your ricist parents raised you. 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@rainnwilson
RainnWilsonJust saw Eli Manning shilling Samsungs. Really? Don’t you have to be in the top like 5 fantasy QBs to be on TV? 16 hours ago via txt · powered by @socialditto