Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today we have some tastefully funny tweets about Steve Jobs, we learn what it means to be “ricist” and we get a rather simple request for hip hop artists.
I wonder how long I’ll feel awful using Steve Job’s technology to write something frivolous or disgusting.
Despite some really solid advice from Blue Öyster Cult, I continue to fear the reaper.
Whenever I see a water aerobics class in progress, I like to pretend a Weight Watchers cruise just capsized.
What exactly is everyone on the Internet thanking Steve Gutenberg for?
Hey, hip hop artists. Would it kill you to throw in a few rhymes about raisin toast or farmers’ markets?
Last night at karaoke, a chick with a stutter sang Benny and the Jets for 3 hours.
Real Steel is a must-watch.
Chad Henne out for the year. Dolphins’ 0-17 hopes in jeopardy, but coaches say they aren’t about to give up on losing that easily.
Ricist = only eating white OR brown rice. Not out of any preference, but b/c that’s how your ricist parents raised you.
Just saw Eli Manning shilling Samsungs. Really? Don’t you have to be in the top like 5 fantasy QBs to be on TV?