Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today we have tweets about the Roast of Charlie Sheen as well as the premiere of the new Two and a Half Men. We also find why it’s hard to look masculine at a Starbucks, no matter what you do. Enjoy!
Approx 6,747,435,699 other people on Earth joined me in not giving a shit about last night’s “Two and a Half Men” premiere.
When ur relatives drive you crazy just close your eyes & pretend it’s dialogue in a woody allen movie
To learn more about the housewives, got to bravotv.com. To learn more THAN the housewives, read any book ever.
@espn At what age does it become lame to bring your glove to the ballpark?How old is Manny? RT
If I’m to believe television, and it’s never lied to me before, the 1960’s were dimly lit and everyone was a dick.
50% of marriages end in a man over 40 getting his ear pierced.
Google+ is now open to everyone!(The experience of deciding to not use)
A guy could fuck a woman on top of the counter at Starbucks and he’d still sound gay ordering a chai tea latte with cinnamon sprinkles.
I keep getting these creepy late-night phone calls from the CEO of Netflix saying that no one else is ever going to love me like he does.