Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today, people are still buzzing about the iPhone 4S, specifically the voice-assistant Siri. We also see why Darth Vader gets a bad rap and learn what your body thinks when you eat a Hot Pocket.
I wonder how Siri will cope when I’m drunk and slurring my words and telling her how much I love her…..
Hot Pockets are like brain teasers for your digestive system.
Pro Tip:Fastest way to quintuple the number of people you know? Sync your contacts.
I got a flue shot and now my chimney works perfectly.
Apple just sent me a cease and desist saying I’m no longer allowed to remind men to call their wives when they get off work
#WhenAmandaKnoxGotHomeSheSaid “Did Amy Winehouse ever get into rehab?”
What is your greatest dream? Write it down. Look at it. You will never achieve it if you smoke marijuana, even once.
Kind of fell asleep during The Deer Hunter, but Vietnam was totally fun and they all got laid, right?
I think comparing the declining quality of certain things to the show ‘Happy Days’ has really jumped the shark.
Darth Vader may be a “homicidal maniac” but name ONE person who’s done more to raise awareness for asthmatic amputees. You can’t.
Siri, how do I escape from a velociraptor attack?