Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today, people are still buzzing about the iPhone 4S, specifically the voice-assistant Siri. We also see why Darth Vader gets a bad rap and learn what your body thinks when you eat a Hot Pocket.
Enjoy!
@Tinasintunes
TinasintunesI wonder how Siri will cope when I’m drunk and slurring my words and telling her how much I love her…..
8 hours ago via Tweetlogix · powered by @socialditto
@fleshcake
G.T. CollinsHot Pockets are like brain teasers for your digestive system. 14 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@hotdogsladies
Merlin MannPro Tip:Fastest way to quintuple the number of people you know? Sync your contacts. 3 hours ago via Twitter for Mac · powered by @socialditto
@SteveMartinToGo
Steve MartinI got a flue shot and now my chimney works perfectly. 1 hour ago via Mobile Web · powered by @socialditto
@HAL9000_
HAL 9000Apple just sent me a cease and desist saying I’m no longer allowed to remind men to call their wives when they get off work 3 hours ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto
@Justin_Stangel
Justin Stangel#WhenAmandaKnoxGotHomeSheSaid “Did Amy Winehouse ever get into rehab?” 6 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@robdelaney
rob delaneyWhat is your greatest dream? Write it down. Look at it. You will never achieve it if you smoke marijuana, even once. 3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@thesulk
Alec SulkinKind of fell asleep during The Deer Hunter, but Vietnam was totally fun and they all got laid, right? 3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@hipstermermaid
braden graeberI think comparing the declining quality of certain things to the show ‘Happy Days’ has really jumped the shark. 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto
@firstworldme
First World ProblemsGot LASIK, now I have to remove the lenses from my trendy glasses. #firstwordproblems 1 hour ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto
@DeathStarPR
Death Star PRDarth Vader may be a “homicidal maniac” but name ONE person who’s done more to raise awareness for asthmatic amputees. You can’t. 34 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@arnoldkim
Arnold KimSiri, how do I escape from a velociraptor attack? 2 hours ago via YoruFukurou · powered by @socialditto
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