Get Rich Quick Scheme Ends With Man Getting His Penis Bitten Off By A Hyena

Look, I understand, witch doctors are revered members of the community in some parts of the world. In some communities, they do good work by using herbal remedies to cure common illnesses. What they aren’t good at is financial planning.…

Arkansas Man Asks Bank Teller To ‘Punish’ Him, Gets Arrested

Bank tellers have a pretty routine job. It’s always a withdrawal this or deposit that. The highlight of their day must be somebody asking for a loan application. While they may crave excitement, having a customer ask for a withdrawal…

Florida Man Caught Having Sex With Starving Dog

Owning a dog is a big responsibility. You must be prepared to feed it and care for it. Some people take their dogs for granted, however, and end up starving them. One Florida man was caught doing all this and…

Utah Trucker: Sex Slaves Included Teen Relative?

In a case that will make you think twice before getting “a lift” from a truck driver, one man is accused of going to hellish extremes to have some company as he traveled across the country. Timothy Jay Vafeades is…

Petition Calls For Denmark To Ban Bestiality

The past two years have not been good for zoophiles in Europe. In 2013, Germany passed a bill banning bestiality and Sweden banned the practice earlier this year. Now animal rights activists have their sights set on Denmark – one…

Naked Dude Covered In Jello Had Sex With Cows While His Friend Filmed Everything

It’s not uncommon for a man to lube up before a night of frivolity. It’s a little less common when that night out involves having sex with cows while your friend films it. The Huffington Post reports that Reid Fontaine…

This Guy Really Wants Women To Pleasure Him With Cheese

Food fetishes are nothing new. Asking your loved one to help fulfill a food fantasy or two isn’t even all that weird. Now, asking random people on the street to fulfill your fantasy of masturbating with swiss cheese – that’s…

Pastor Exposes Himself To Teenage Girl, Facebook Shares Lead To His Arrest

As a frequent shopper of Kentucky’s many outlet and grocery stores, it’s not all uncommon to run into an odd character or two. It might be a heavyset middle-aged dude rocking a mullet and a shirt that looks like it’s…

You Probably Shouldn’t Masturbate In A School Hallway If You Want To Remain A Teacher

It must be hard being a teacher. It must be even harder when you’re a substitute teacher – an unfamiliar face in a hostile environment. Despite all that, they put on a brave face and keep the class in order…

Chicago Man Takes Foot Fetish Too Far, Masturbates In Co-Worker’s Shoe

The foot fetish can manifest itself in many different ways. Some people are content to just look at pictures of people wearing shoes, but others take it too far by stealing shoes. Last week, one Chicago man went way too…