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Criminal Mastermind Forgets to Log-out of Facebook at Home He Burgled

Criminal Mastermind Forgets to Log-out of Facebook at Home He Burgled

By Josh Wolford June 25, 2014

There’s still one Hall of Fame that will accept everybody – it doesn’t matter if you’re a liar, thief, cheat, or whatever. It’s the Facebook Idiots Hall of Fame, and it’s accepting new members all the time. Today’s honoree is …

Man Named Popadick Lives Up to Name in Public Park Man Named Popadick Lives Up to Name in Public Park

Until just now, I’d never come across any “Popadicks.” My introduction to the surname comes in the form of a story about one Donald Popadick, who Ottawa Police claim exposed himself in a public park. Yep. A man named Donald …

Police Raid House Over Parody Twitter Account Police Raid House Over Parody Twitter Account

If you live in Peoria, Illinois, you’d better watch what you tweet about the mayor. Rather, you’d better watch what you tweet as the mayor from a parody account. City police performed a search operation at a Peoria home on …

Principal Calls 6-Year-Old Honey Boo Boo on Facebook Principal Calls 6-Year-Old Honey Boo Boo on Facebook

Most people would be better off if they were just a little bit more careful with what they posted on Facebook. This goes double for anyone in the public eye, especially if it’s your job to look after children. Actually, …

San Fran Apparently Has a Smart Car Tipping Problem San Fran Apparently Has a Smart Car Tipping Problem

In rural areas, kids have been tipping cows to beat their boredom for years–or that’s how the story goes. Now, in the less-rural Bay Area, some pranksters are tipping new things for the new generation. It seems that San Francisco …

Woman Pranks Daughter with School Shooting Text Woman Pranks Daughter with School Shooting Text

And you thought Netflix’s sizzling bacon documentary was bad… A 54-year-old woman has been charged with disturbing schools, breaching the peace, and unlawful use of a telephone after sending a text to her daughter claiming that shots had been fired …

Craigslist Blackmailer Pleads Guilty Craigslist Blackmailer Pleads Guilty

My mother always told me “Josh, never send naked selfies to people you don’t know on the internet.” That was her favorite mom warning, apart from “Josh, don’t blackmail people.” Moms are so smart. A Philadelphia man has pleaded guilty …

Man Offers to Shoot Someone for 100 Retweets Man Offers to Shoot Someone for 100 Retweets

The Los Angeles Police Department has arrested a 20-year-old man for making criminal threats after he tweeted that he would shoot someone if he received 100 retweets. “100 RTs and I’ll shoot someone walking,” tweeted Dakkari Dijon McAnuff alongside the …

Guy Who Shot Texting Moviegoer Was Also Texting Guy Who Shot Texting Moviegoer Was Also Texting

Back in January, 71-year-old Curtis Reeves shot and killed Chad Oulson in a crowded movie theater during a screening of Lone Survivor. Reeves shot Oulson after an altercation the sprang from the latter texting in the theater and refusing to …

Apparently in Florida You Can 'Drive Off' Your Drunk Apparently in Florida You Can 'Drive Off' Your Drunk

If you’re super messed up and being an annoying asshole, your wife might tell you to go “sleep it off.” That’ll work, given enough time. You might think you can go “walk it off” or perhaps “Waffle House it off.” …

Daughter’s Facebook Blunder Costs Father Thousands Daughter’s Facebook Blunder Costs Father Thousands

This is a sad and yet hilarious demonstration of what happens when someone fails to realize that it is indeed possible to over-share on social media. So many people don’t understand that not every bit of information that comes down …

Guy Pokes His Ex, Gets Two-Year Internet Ban Guy Pokes His Ex, Gets Two-Year Internet Ban

When I say poke, I mean Facebook poke–that’s, of course, what brings this story within my purview. How in the hell, you may ask, could a judge see it fit to dole out such a harsh penalty for the simple …

Another 'Catch Me If U Can' Facebook Idiot Arrested Another 'Catch Me If U Can' Facebook Idiot Arrested

I’m sure criminals have no desire to take any advice from me–but I’ll offer some anyway. Guys and gals (but mostly guys), you have to stop taunting police on Facebook. The latest example of this comes from San Antonio, where …

Here Are Some People Who Know Nothing About FDR Here Are Some People Who Know Nothing About FDR

While you were watching Jimmy Fallon’s first night as host of The Tonight Show, sleeping, or drinking away your Monday, Jimmy Kimmel was telling people on the street that FDR died. No, not that he was dead–that he had just …

Man Banned from Internet Over Craigslist Sex Ads Man Banned from Internet Over Craigslist Sex Ads
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Yeah, that’s a mouthful of a headline. I just wanted to get all of the facets of this amazing story in the headline so you wouldn’t be tempted to pass it over. I assure you, everything I said above is …

College Wrestler Suspended for Anti-Gay Tweets College Wrestler Suspended for Anti-Gay Tweets
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Here’s your daily reminder that freedom of speech doesn’t mean freedom from consequences. Kent State wrestler Sam Wheeler has been suspended indefinitely for making several anti-gay statements on Twitter. Like clockwork, this is bringing out the armchair constitutional lawyers who …

Florida out Floridas Itself with Botched Kidnapping Florida out Floridas Itself with Botched Kidnapping

Before we get in to one of the most Florida stories in the history of both Florida and stories, let’s all go ahead and take a deep breath – this story involves Craigslist, attempted kidnapping, guns, Walmart, parking lot rage, …