In wait, so you’re telling me it didn’t happen in Florida? news, two men wound up bloody after a fight over smartphone supremacy turned violent.

I know you probably regret your argument with Mark last weekend. I mean, you guys were both a little drunk and it was a dumb thing to argue about. And though you probably feel guilty, it’s important to know that your fight could have been exponentially dumber.

Take the two Tulsa, Oklahoma men who police say let an argument about iPhone and Android get a little too stabby.

From Tulsa’s KTUL:

Tulsa police say a woman found a man covered in blood, stumbling around the parking lot of the Evergreen Apartments around 1 a.m.

When police arrived at the apartment complex, they learned that the roommates had been drinking and arguing over their mobile phones.

Police say the two men broke beer bottles and stabbed each other with them. One of the men smashed a bottle over the back of the other man’s head.

Police are unsure why an Android user would even bother trying to argue with an iPhone user, and are also unclear whether or not Steve Jobs would’ve been incredibly disappointed by the iPhone user’s actions.

According to KJRH, no arrests were made. I guess being stabbed during an argument about $500 porn and Facebook machines is punishment enough.

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