You didn't need to do this, Jerry. Nobody needed to do this.
There's a new ad for Papa John's pizza featuring Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, and it's really really bad. Not...
In strange lawsuit news of the day, a Texas woman has filed suit against the Dallas Cowboys organization and team owner Jerry Jones after she fried her posterior on a sizzling-hot...
The internet is our telephone, our TV, shopping center, and workplace - this is all true. And a 1995 Public Service Announcement featuring a class of 5th-graders accurately predic...
Now how am I supposed to watch the Olympics?
After ordering a new flat-screen TV from Amazon, a Washington D.C. man got quite the shock when his package arrived without a flatsc...
I no longer feel the need to preface anything about robots with the phrase "it's my belief that," because it's now a mathematical certainty that humans are slowly but surely engine...
I'm not really sure of my purpose behind reporting this. And I'm not really sure what this says about the internet, Facebook, people in general - if anything. Maybe it says somet...
Sometimes, when your significant other is far away, all you want to do is give them a big kiss. When sexting has run it's course, you may need something a bit more physical to fil...
I'm not exactly sure what prompted 21-year-old Antoine Owens to (allegedly) break into a series of homes with the sole purpose of masturbating to porn, all I know is that my Monday...
When it comes to criminals who commit violent acts, it is oftentimes their sheer brutality that is the most shocking element of their crime.
But when it comes to criminals who i...
Hatsune Miku is an incredibly popular "singing synthesizer application with a female persona," or, virtual pop star for short. The Japanese creation is voiced by a popular voice a...
Sure, everyone says that they are ready for the zombie apocalypse. Hell, I've read enough zombie fiction and watched enough movies to know how to best the bastards. It doesn't matt...
Holy crap, Justin Bieber is popular on Twitter. He's the second most-followed person on the entire network with just over 24.6 million followers - second only to Lady Gaga and her...
People post some seriously screwed-up things on Facebook - for instance anything surrounding a birth. Or in some cases, their proudest number twos (seriously, I know this guy). I...