Ok, I know that people often make jokes about the robot apocalypse. Virtually every robotic advancement presented to the world elicits at least a couple “oh, great, look what they’ve done now” responses. I’m as guilty of this as the next guy.

This robot scares the sh*t out of me. But it’s not because I think it has any thoughts of global domination on its barely sentient mind (in fact, I doubt this blathering idiot of a robot would even be allowed in the robot uprising army). It’s because HOLY HELL WHAT DID I JUST WATCH.

It’s a screaming, crying, robot monkey that jerks around in the most terrifyingly unnatural way you could imagine. It’s apparently called the Nightmare Machine, and I cannot argue with that moniker one bit. Check it out below:

[via reddit]