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Total Recall, Michael Phelps, and Siri Total Recall, Michael Phelps, and Siri

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Wesley Snipes, Diet Coke, and $800 iPhones Wesley Snipes, Diet Coke, and $800 iPhones

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Guy Fieri, Juggalos, and Kix Cereal Guy Fieri, Juggalos, and Kix Cereal

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Weight Watchers, Snoop Lion, and The Hobbit Weight Watchers, Snoop Lion, and The Hobbit

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Swiss Athlete Expelled From Olympics For Racist Tweet Swiss Athlete Expelled From Olympics For Racist Tweet
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Another Olympian has been sent home from the London Games because of his inability to control his thumbs. Swiss soccer player Michel Morganella was dismissed from the Olympics on Monday as the result of a tweet he posted after his …

Goodnight Moon, The Olympics, and Lessons From Porn Goodnight Moon, The Olympics, and Lessons From Porn

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Twitter Tops 500 Million Users; “Users” is a Loose Term, of Course Twitter Tops 500 Million Users; “Users” is a Loose Term, of Course
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Social media “users,” as we are all well aware, can have quite the variance to the amount of “use” they give to the social network in question. Not only that, but the word “user” doesn’t even necessitate any human element. …

Michael Phelps Just Needs To Channel Walter White, Says Bryan Cranston Michael Phelps Just Needs To Channel Walter White, Says Bryan Cranston

Who really knows what happened to Michael Phelps over the weekend at the London Olympics? Could his disappointing fourth place finish in the 400m Individual Medley signal that the once-unstoppable medal machine has lost a step stroke? Is there something …

Greek Olympian Banned For Racist Tweet Thinks Her Punishment Was Excessive Greek Olympian Banned For Racist Tweet Thinks Her Punishment Was Excessive
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Voula Papachristou, the Greek triple-jumper whose distasteful tweets earned her a swift exit from this year’s Olympic games, thinks that she was treated unfairly. Earlier this week, Papachristou was expelled from competing at the London games for tweeting this to …

Olympics Opening Ceremony: U.S. Fans Should Follow Along On Twitter Olympics Opening Ceremony: U.S. Fans Should Follow Along On Twitter

Unfortunately for Olympic fans in the United States, the Opening Ceremony of the 2012 London Olympics is underway and they can’t watch it live. That’s because NBC is not showing the ceremony live – either on TV or streaming online. …

Medusa, Orange Nail Polish, and Chick-fil-A Medusa, Orange Nail Polish, and Chick-fil-A

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

London Olympics Gets Its Own Dedicated Twitter Page London Olympics Gets Its Own Dedicated Twitter Page
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Tonight, the 2012 Summer Olympics officially kicks off with the opening ceremony, and the social media buzz is already at a fever pitch. According to Twitter, more tweets are coming in about the London Games in a single day than …

Twitter Jokes About Blowing Up Airports: Now OK in the U.K. Twitter Jokes About Blowing Up Airports: Now OK in the U.K.
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If you’re traveling around the U.K. and something pisses you off so much that you jokingly tweeting that you’re going to blow an airport “sky high” – have no fear. That’s because there is now precedent for the legality of …

Google Fiber, Pandora, and Arthur Balcony Google Fiber, Pandora, and Arthur Balcony

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Kim Jong-Un, Chick-fil-A, and Sleep Number Beds Kim Jong-Un, Chick-fil-A, and Sleep Number Beds

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

These Celebrities Are Hurt By Your Hateful Tweets These Celebrities Are Hurt By Your Hateful Tweets
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Twitter, even more so than Facebook or other forms of social media, allows celebrities the opportunity to interact with the general public in a genuinely real way. If you tweet @ a celeb, there’s a decent chance that you’ll get …

Amelia Earhart, The Olympics, and Tang Amelia Earhart, The Olympics, and Tang

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Kristen Stewart, Penn State, and Barbecue Kristen Stewart, Penn State, and Barbecue

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Girl Who Tweeted The Names Of Her Rapists Faces Jail Time [UPDATED] Girl Who Tweeted The Names Of Her Rapists Faces Jail Time [UPDATED]
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As we’ve seen in the past, social media can add some complications to the normal flow of legal proceedings. In recent months, we’ve seen court cases wind up declared mistrials because of the social media activity of jury members. Now, …

This Classless Tweet Will Probably Cost Celeb Boutique Some Business [UPDATED] This Classless Tweet Will Probably Cost Celeb Boutique Some Business [UPDATED]
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Unless you’ve completely avoided the internet and television today, you’re aware that the early morning hours saw a devastatingly senseless and brutal crime take place in Aurora, Colorado. During a screening of The Dark Knight Rises, a 24-year-old man opened …

Chick-Fil-A, E-Petitions, and Bluetooth Chick-Fil-A, E-Petitions, and Bluetooth

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …