Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
MTV cancels Jersey Shore to focus on their new family friendly show “10 and Pregnant”
Mitt Romney has won the GOP nomination! So inspiring. The man overcame crushing privilege to make it here.
Clint Eastwood’s RNC speech will reportedly focus on the dangers of windburn.
Best part of Obama AMA on Reddit: first comment is a moderator named “DRUNKEN ECONOMIST” verifying his ID.
How’s that ironic tattoo from seven years ago working out?
I accidentally skipped a song I really like on Pandora #firstworldproblems
If I were Tim Berners-Lee, I’d take the internet away and only give it back once you’ve learned to play nicely with it.
‘Jersey Shore’ just got cancelled. Clearly an act of God. Your move, atheists.
Politicians who don’t tell the truth are destroying the sanctity of lying. Lying is between a man and a woman he’s trying to have sex with.
Remember that ‘Vote Or Die’ campaign Puff Daddy had where he threatened to murder Americans if they didn’t vote? That was scary.
I think I’m as good as Ezra.
Why did the Fresh Prince have to take a cab anyways? How shitty was that family that no one would pick him up from the airport?
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