Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Enjoy!
WebMD should just redirect to the Wikipedia page on hypochondria.
“I know a jizzy white food lube already exists, but let’s make one that’s imperceptibly different.” – inventor of Miracle Whip
It’s not that Republicans are scared of Hispanic immigrants — they literally believe that the rhythm is going to get them.
Lindsay Lohan. Only celebrity who needs a publicist and a fence.
Does watching Pawn Stars and eating Chipotle count as a Cross Fit workout?
On today’s #RNCschedule: Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan share their first dance in middle of arena at 10:45 p.m. http://t.co/M2PrHGTf
Obama is doing a Reddit AMA? I hope he’s going to answer real questions and not keep it strictly about his new movie Rampart.
Barack Obama is working to create jobs for Americans. Specifically in reddit’s IT department.
Michael Jackson would be 54 today if he hadn’t hired such a gifted nap specialist.
You got off easy when Chris Christie told you to stand up, conventioneers. Paul Ryan’s gonna make you do P90X.
It’s sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his crappy ACME gadgets, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels
Do something nice for your favorite friend today, like get it a new cellphone case.
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