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Blood Moon Tetrad Begins April 15, 2014 Blood Moon Tetrad Begins April 15, 2014

“I watched as he opened the sixth seal. There was a great earthquake. The Sun turned black like sackcloth made of goat hair. The whole Moon turned blood red.” Just kidding. Although April 15 marks the beginning of an interesting …

Lily Allen: Showing Skin On Stage and Off

English recording artist Lily Allen has taken to showing off her scantily-clad figure lately, whether it be on stage or online. The 28-year old mother of two posted a near-naked picture of herself on Instagram on Saturday. The photo was …

Human Barbie Blames Mixed Races for Ugliness

Valeria Lukyanova, otherwise known as the “Human Barbie,” is proving that beauty (if you can call it that) only goes skin deep. In a recent interview with GQ magazine, the 28-year old, who likes to be called by her spiritual …

Malaysia Airlines Flight Simulator News Update

We told you recently that investigators had finished their comb-through of all the passengers of flight MH370. The police Inspector-General had determined that there was no reason to suspect anyone with a ticket of hijacking, sabotage, psychological, or personal problems …

James Franco Instagram Hookup: Publicity Stunt?

“Guys like us, that work on ranches, are the loneliest guys in the world.” Actor James Franco found himself in deep manure after he tried to hook up with a 17-year old Scottish girl on Instagram. Lucy Cloude, who was …

Dominican Surgeries Kill Americans

The lure of cheap beauty is killing people. In America, it costs an arm and a leg to fix your boobs and butt. A short plane ride to the Dominican Republic can mean a much cheaper price on cosmetic surgeries. …

Obamacare Paradox in Kentucky Could Affect Midterms

The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, common called the ACA or “Obamacare”, is the hottest political topic in years. Even now, four years after it took effect, there are still regular battles to repeal it, weaken it, defund it, …

Ocean Baptism Ends in Tragic Drowning

If you’ve ever lived near a beach, you’ve seen them do it. Whole church-loads of people show up, make their way out into the surf, and begin baptizing folks who want to be baptized. The events draw lots of onlookers. …

Gay Marriage Leads to Pedophilia, Says Weirdos

In a move that left even people on their side of the battlefield stunned, a group in Michigan has gone back to Rick Santorum’s old stomping ground: claiming that gay marriage will lead to pedophilia, bestiality and who knows what …

Passengers Cleared From Malaysian Flight 370

All 227 passengers on Malaysian Airlines Flight MH370 have been cleared of any foul play involving the disappearance of the Boeing 777. Inspector-General of Police, Tan Sri Khalid Abu Bakar, said that all passengers on the international flight were cleared …

Pot Cookie Blamed for Death of 19-Year Old

Although not a single person has ever died from a marijuana overdose, the drug is being blamed for the death of a 19-year old college student. Levi Thamba Pongi, a native of the Republic of Congo, was visiting Denver on …

License Plate Profiling Miffs Coloradans License Plate Profiling Miffs Coloradans

Everybody thought that Colorado had it easy, what with the legal pot and all. But it turns out there may well be some rust on that “legalize it” pot of gold. Drivers from Colorado are starting to complain that they …

Invisibility Cloak Is (Not) Real

Well, we don’t have hover boards yet. But we may be making progress on the invisibility cloak. In a sense. According to a recent exposé in LiveScience, the costume company Morphsuits issued a release where they outlined their breakthrough production …

Hobby Lobby Invests in Abortion Pills

In a discovery that is bound to rankle supporters, Mother Jones magazine revealed yesterday that Hobby Lobby is in bed with the enemy. After months/years of fighting the Affordable Care Act’s provisions requiring birth control to be covered by employer-provided …

E-Cigarettes May Face Some Bad News

A new study in the Journal of the American Medical Association: Internal Medicine may be bad news for e-cigarette manufacturers and marketers. One of the big selling points for e-digs has been that they are supposed to help you quit …

Jordan Miles, Beaten by Cops, Wins at Trial

It’s been over 4 years since Jordan Miles was beaten so badly he couldn’t see straight. Miles finally has gotten a civil jury to award him damages from his assaulters: 3 police officers. Back in January, 2010, Jordan Miles, a …

Miley Cyrus Mourns the Death of Her Dog, Floyd

Twitter exploded with sad face and heart emojis on Tuesday when singer Miley Cyrus announced that her beloved dog, Floyd, has died. “This is the second worst day of my life,” she tweeted. “I am miserable.” Though fans tried to …

Howard Stern Talks Inheritance With Anderson Cooper

Howard Stern, the self-proclaimed “King of All Media,” stepped away from his normal, and sometimes outrageous, talk show routine on Sunday to speak to television personality Anderson Cooper about more serious topics. 60-year old Stern began the interview by jumping …

Putin Divorce From Wife of 30 Years Finazlied

“The divorce has completed.” Although they publicly announced that they were splitting last June, Russian President Vladamir Putin and his wife, Lyudmila Aleksandrovna Putina, are now officially divorced. During a television appearance last year, after attending a ballet performance in …

Kwasi Enin, Senior, Accepted to 8 Ivy League Schools

“I was like, apply to eight; hope I get one.” Kwasi Enin, a seventeen-year old high school senior from Shirley, New York, took a one-in-a-million chance when he applied to all eight Ivy League schools in the U.S. “I simply …

Dane Witherspoon, Soap Opera Actor, Dies at Age 56

Santa Barbara actor, and first husband of Robin Wright, Dane Witherspoon passed away on Saturday morning at the age of 56. Born in Texas, Witherspoon was the youngest student ever accepted by the American Conservatory Theater (ACT) in San Francisco, …

Atlanta Archbishop Apologizes For Mansion Home

“Pope Francis is setting the example for all clergy worldwide.” Last week, Pope Francis removed German bishop Franz-Peter Tebartz-van Elst for spending $43 million on a new residence and renovations. On Monday, an Atlanta archbishop voluntarily stepped up to the …

Mr. Clean Artist, Richard Black, Dies at Age 92

Harry Richard Black, the artist who created the Mr. Clean character, passed away Sunday at his home in Ohio after a brief illness. He was 92. “Dick” Black, a Philadelphia native, grew up during the Great Depression in a home …

Obamacare: The End of Insurance As We Know It? Obamacare: The End of Insurance As We Know It?

In the early days of the Obamacare debate, before the ACA was codified and passed, there was mention of and support for things like a “public option”, and even “Medicaid for all”. These possibilities sought to remove for-profit insurance companies …