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Surprise, You’re a Gun Owner Now; Man Orders TV from Amazon, Gets Assault Rifle Surprise, You’re a Gun Owner Now; Man Orders TV from Amazon, Gets Assault Rifle
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Now how am I supposed to watch the Olympics? After ordering a new flat-screen TV from Amazon, a Washington D.C. man got quite the shock when his package arrived without a flatscreen TV inside. But it wasn’t empty. Instead, his …

Someone Thought a Robot that Swims Like a Human Was a Good Idea Someone Thought a Robot that Swims Like a Human Was a Good Idea

I no longer feel the need to preface anything about robots with the phrase “it’s my belief that,” because it’s now a mathematical certainty that humans are slowly but surely engineering our violent and imminent overthrow by continuing to make …

What Should Facebook Do About All Of These James Holmes Pages? What Should Facebook Do About All Of These James Holmes Pages?
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I’m not really sure of my purpose behind reporting this. And I’m not really sure what this says about the internet, Facebook, people in general – if anything. Maybe it says something about our culture, and how criminals are made …

Forever Alone No More: Meet Kissenger, the Kiss Transmission Robot Forever Alone No More: Meet Kissenger, the Kiss Transmission Robot

Sometimes, when your significant other is far away, all you want to do is give them a big kiss. When sexting has run it’s course, you may need something a bit more physical to fill the chasm of emotional separation. …

Porn-Watching Home Invader Left Samples At The Scene

I’m not exactly sure what prompted 21-year-old Antoine Owens to (allegedly) break into a series of homes with the sole purpose of masturbating to porn, all I know is that my Monday morning thanks him, immensely. That’s right, in hey-you-really-don’t-have-it-all-that-bad …

Moron Brutally Beats Disabled Man To Death, Posts the Video on Facebook Moron Brutally Beats Disabled Man To Death, Posts the Video on Facebook
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When it comes to criminals who commit violent acts, it is oftentimes their sheer brutality that is the most shocking element of their crime. But when it comes to criminals who involve Facebook in their crimes, the utter stupidity is …

Aaand…Here’s How You Go Out With A Japanese Virtual Pop Star Aaand…Here’s How You Go Out With A Japanese Virtual Pop Star
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Hatsune Miku is an incredibly popular “singing synthesizer application with a female persona,” or, virtual pop star for short. The Japanese creation is voiced by a popular voice actress and actually performs concerts, live, as a projection. So, I guess …

Here’s How The 1% Prepares For The Zombie Apocalypse Here’s How The 1% Prepares For The Zombie Apocalypse
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Sure, everyone says that they are ready for the zombie apocalypse. Hell, I’ve read enough zombie fiction and watched enough movies to know how to best the bastards. It doesn’t matter if they are the slow, dumb kind or the …

Here’s Why Justin Bieber Is Never Going To Reply To Your Tweets Here’s Why Justin Bieber Is Never Going To Reply To Your Tweets
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Holy crap, Justin Bieber is popular on Twitter. He’s the second most-followed person on the entire network with just over 24.6 million followers – second only to Lady Gaga and her army of 26.7 million little monsters. But anyone who …

If You Think You’re A Sh*tty Parent, Just Check Out What One Mom Posted To Facebook
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People post some seriously screwed-up things on Facebook – for instance anything surrounding a birth. Or in some cases, their proudest number twos (seriously, I know this guy). I once witnessed, live, two Facebook friends go at it about one …

Here’s What You’ll Look Like Wearing The World’s Dumbest Pants Here’s What You’ll Look Like Wearing The World’s Dumbest Pants

If you’ve ever bemoaned the fact that you have to dig down in your skinny jeans pocket to retrieve your smartphone, or, if you’re a virgin and strongly wish to remain that way, it appears that your fall wardrobe has …

Jose Canseco Will Apparently Shoot Testosterone Live On New Membership Site

There are some Twitter accounts that you follow because you genuinely value the tweets that come from them. Great Twitter accounts can provide up-to-the-second news and insider information, or they can give you a window inside the life of celebs …

“Friday” Producer Gets “Happy” With Official Sequel To Rebecca Black “Hit”
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Well, at least Patrice Wilson has a sense of humor about the whole “Friday” cultural brainfart. The only problem is that his sense of humor has led him to record another terrible song. Oh well, it’s Friday – which means …

Nokia’s “Rack City” Parody “Dev City” Is…Well…WTF? Nokia’s “Rack City” Parody “Dev City” Is…Well…WTF?

UPDATE: All of that bad press might have prompted Nokia to take action. The video was set to private just a few moments ago. ORIGINAL ARTICLE: Nokia says that they are “bringing cool to coding” for their Ready.Set () {Code} …

Should You Be Concerned With CISPA? Should You Be Concerned With CISPA?
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By now, if your awareness level concerning Internet regulation bills like CISPA and its SOPA/PIPA predecessors hasn’t increased, you’re doing yourself a disservice. It could be the fact that after SOPA was defeated, people thought the fight was over. Or …

Skype Unveils Strange “Humoticons” Facebook App Skype Unveils Strange “Humoticons” Facebook App
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As a part of its “It’s Time for Skype” marketing campaign, Skype announced today the “Skype Humoticons” app for Facebook. The announcement came on Skype’s Big Blog, where Francie Strong, director of global marketing at Skype, detailed the thought behind …

Girl Falls Into Sidewalk Sinkhole, Learns Dangers Of Distracted Walking

Those of us who text and walk, or walk and talk, or Facebook and walk have plenty of dangers to worry about. While we’re looking down at our smartphones and traversing the city, we could get flattened by a car, …

Sex Robots Get The NMA Treatment

Last week was all about sex robots. Ok, maybe not all about sex robots, but the concept definitely grabbed the our attention after two Victoria University researchers published a paper detailing a possible future world where prostitution was largely the …

Chinese Kidney-For-iPad Case Sees Multiple Arrests

Last June, we told you about the truly WTF case of a 17-year-old Chinese high-schooler who made some deals and eventually ended up in a hospital getting his kidney extracted by black market surgeons. He gave up the organ for …

David Lynch’s “Crazy Clown Time” Video Is A Big Ol’ Dose Of David Lynch
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If you’re familiar with the work of filmmaker David Lynch, the video you’re about to see shouldn’t be too jarring. If you haven’t seen a lot of David Lynch films, your response might be a resounding WTF. Even as someone …

“Shitter” Lets You Put Those Unfunny Tweets Where They Belong: The Toilet “Shitter” Lets You Put Those Unfunny Tweets Where They Belong: The Toilet
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Let’s imagine a scenario: You’re sitting (comfortably I might add) in your recliner watching last week’s Mad Men on DVR when suddenly, it hits you. So you leap (carefully) from your chair and rush down the hall to the bathroom. …