All Posts Tagged Tag: ‘daily’

Google Fiber, Pandora, and Arthur Balcony

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! Follow @StevenAmiri (image) Steven Amiri @StevenAmiri …

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Kim Jong-Un, Chick-fil-A, and Sleep Number Beds

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! Follow @AlbertBrooks (image) Albert Brooks @AlbertBrooks …

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Amelia Earhart, The Olympics, and Tang

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! Follow @badbanana (image) Tim Siedell @badbanana …

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Kristen Stewart, Penn State, and Barbecue

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! Follow @JensenClan88 (image) Jensen Karp @JensenClan88 …

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Chick-Fil-A, E-Petitions, and Bluetooth

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! Follow @JennyJohnsonHi5 (image) Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5 …

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Fred Willard, The Dark Knight Rises, and Kinko’s

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! Follow @BettyFckinWhite (image) Betty F*ckin’ White …

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Rush Limbaugh, Bing, and the PalmPilot

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! Follow @KenJennings (image) Ken Jennings @KenJennings …

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Turkey Burgers, David Hasselhoff, and Coffee

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! Follow @wastrelette (image) wastrelette @wastrelette Feeling …

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Breaking Bad, Mitt Romney, and Klondike Bars

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! Follow @BorowitzReport (image) Andy Borowitz @BorowitzReport …

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Bill Cosby, Lemonade, and Rejected Scout Badges

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! Follow @blindreviews (image) Michael Ambers @blindreviews …

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Penn State, Dawson’s Creek, and the ESPYs

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! Follow @Rosenberg_Mike (image) Michael Rosenberg @Rosenberg_Mike …

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Slurpees, George Lucas, and Baseball Caps

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets. Enjoy! Follow @RobinMcCauley (image) Robin McCauley @RobinMcCauley …

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