Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Enjoy!
(616): Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It’s like the hunger games but blurrier
Michael Bay to remake TMNT. Turtles will now be named after famous Renaissance explosions.
Well, at least Duke can take solace in knowing they lost to a team that was good enough to go on a run all the way to the Round of 32.
When Tim Tebow heard about the Peyton Manning news he threw a fit. Unfortunately it missed its intended target by ten yards.
I took a Rorshach test and all I saw were mustaches. #hipsterproblems
BREAKING: In Possible Gaffe, Romney Proposes Converting Poor People into Gasoline
Loving my new iPad. This new high resolution screen is going to look great shattered against Joker’s face.
Hopefully the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles plot will be about them trying to stop an evil director from remaking more cartoons.
(1) St Patrick defeats (16) Monday 254-7
Today, Starbucks opened its first ever juice bar. It’s expected to be a great place to work on your screenplay.
John Elway dumped Tim Tebow nearly as quickly as someone who has dated Jennifer Aniston.
At least Tim Tebow can now say that he’s been fucked. (via @jasonmustian)
Broncos should inform Tim Tebow that his new job is praying that Peyton Manning stays healthy.
Am I the only one who worries what happened to the computers on The Walking Dead? Did they get infected too? Turn into Dells?
Michael Bay remaking TMNT? While we are ruining my childhood maybe we get Bruckheimer to remake the day I 1st sipped Coke thru a bendy straw
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