Mad Men, James Cameron, and MTV Cribs

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better...
Mad Men, James Cameron, and MTV Cribs
Written by Josh Wolford
  • Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

    And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

    Enjoy!

    You truly understand the scope of the Internet when you realize it still has room for non-Mad Men stuff today.(image) 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    When it rains, that’s God’s way of getting Adele to write another album.(image) 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Congrats to Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren who each won $500,040 at this weeks PGA event at Bay Hill.(image) 16 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    James Cameron has become the first person to travel to the earth’s deepest point only to waste time on Twitter.(image) 4 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Titanic’s Billy Zane was just asked on The One Show if he’d seen himself in 3D yet? His response ‘Yeah, every day’. BAZINGA(image) 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    The guy who hacked Scarlett Johanssons phone & leaked nude pics plead guilty to the charges but the judge fist bumped him so should be fine.(image) 13 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Hollywood announces plans to remake the classic film “The Hunger Games.”(image) 2 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Tim Tebow has his introductory press conference today. If the Jets had a sense of humor, they’d have Sanchez start it, then Tebow take over.(image) 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    I wish it were still socially acceptable to drink even half as much at work as they do on Mad Men.(image) 1 hour ago via Buffer ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Apparently, the original title for MTV’s ‘Cribs’ was ‘Fuck You’.(image) 32 minutes ago via TweetDeck ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    WOMAN SUE APPLE STORE AFTER SHE WALK INTO GLASS DOOR! NO COOL APPLE! IT BAD ENOUGH WOMAN GOT WORRY ABOUT GLASS CEILING!(image) 5 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Waited 18 months to have “Zou Bisou Bisou” stuck in my head.(image) 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Tebow wows the press by performing the miracle of multiplying a 5-minute press conference into a 35-minute one.(image) 2 hours ago via Twitter for Mac ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    “Maybe try eating more fruit and smashing red meat.” (Gallagher’s doctor)(image) 2 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

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