Passover, Tim Tebow, and Targeted Ads

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better...
Passover, Tim Tebow, and Targeted Ads
Written by Josh Wolford
  • Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

    And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

    Enjoy!

    Aww man. Is this really happening?(image) 3 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    My shrink says I would hallucinate less if I didn’t do angel dust. Typical dragon.(image) 57 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    #Titanic3D is even sadder this time around, because now we know the heir to #DowntonAbbey is on the boat.(image) 21 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Passover is the most widely recognized Jewish holiday, if you don’t count the year-end sale at Neiman Marcus. Happy Pesach!(image) 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    What filter do you guys use on instagram to make your father love you?(image) 24 minutes ago via Favstar.FM ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Those anti-Asian slurs could seriously damage Marion Barry’s reputation.(image) 36 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    I’m glad Kim Kardashian finally found someone she can spend the rest of her week with.(image) 36 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    I like Good Friday way better than Bad Tuesday. And AIDs Wednesday.(image) 45 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    I bet Tyler Perry forgets he’s black sometimes.(image) 20 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Google glasses: when you’re too big a douchebag to wear just a Bluetooth.(image) 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    I reach for the iPhone in my pocket the same way I used to reach for a pack of cigarettes.(image) 40 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Tim Tebow will preach to 30K people on Easter. Tebow won’t replace the regular preacher, he’s only handling the wildcat part of the service.(image) 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    You know your life is going well when all the targeted ads on websites you browse are for suicide prevention hotlines.(image) 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

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