Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Bubba Watson cries at The Masters jacket ceremony after he realizes it doesnt come in pink.
Of course Mark Zuckerberg bought Instagram. If he can’t own Apple he might as well own hipsters 2nd favorite thing in the world after jorts.
Kristen Stewart’s creators uploaded a new emotion for her birthday.
A million dollars isn’t cool, blowing a billion dollars on an app that makes your food look cool is cool.
I hope in NBA 2K13, instead of “Quit Game”, the menu says “Lamar Odom”.
Rough weekend. Glad that’s over.
I find eating asparagus is probably the best way to start a casual conversation about piss.
So does this mean that employers will be asking me for access to my Instagram account too?
Facebook bought Instagram? And here I was wondering how everyone’s ugly baby pictures could get even uglier.
Mondays are the Kid Rock of days.
I don’t want to be one of those people who’s on his death bed and says, “I didn’t spend enough time on the Internet.”
The sad part is, that instagram guy probably would’ve just traded the app for tickets to Coachella.