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Man Banned from Internet After Sending Naked Men to Neighbor’s Door with Craigslist Sex Ads Man Banned from Internet After Sending Naked Men to Neighbor’s Door with Craigslist Sex Ads
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Yeah, that’s a mouthful of a headline. I just wanted to get all of the facets of this amazing story in the headline so you wouldn’t be tempted to pass it over. I assure you, everything I said above is …

Kent State Wrestler Suspended for Anti-Gay Tweets, So Of Course Free Speech Is Once Again Under Assault Kent State Wrestler Suspended for Anti-Gay Tweets, So Of Course Free Speech Is Once Again Under Assault
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Here’s your daily reminder that freedom of speech doesn’t mean freedom from consequences. Kent State wrestler Sam Wheeler has been suspended indefinitely for making several anti-gay statements on Twitter. Like clockwork, this is bringing out the armchair constitutional lawyers who …

Florida out Floridas Itself with a Craigslist Meet-up Turned Botched Kidnapping at a Walmart Florida out Floridas Itself with a Craigslist Meet-up Turned Botched Kidnapping at a Walmart

Before we get in to one of the most Florida stories in the history of both Florida and stories, let’s all go ahead and take a deep breath – this story involves Craigslist, attempted kidnapping, guns, Walmart, parking lot rage, …

Florida Kid Sent a Bomb Threat to His School via Facebook Message Florida Kid Sent a Bomb Threat to His School via Facebook Message

Florida man kid strikes again! The first rule of anonymous bomb threats is that they are anonymous. Interestingly enough, that’s also the first word in “anonymous bomb threats.” Most Americans who have gone through the public schools system are quite …

Guy Shares His Own ‘Wanted’ Facebook Post from Police Page, Nabbed in 45 Minutes Guy Shares His Own ‘Wanted’ Facebook Post from Police Page, Nabbed in 45 Minutes
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Parents, if your child is beginning to show even a lick of sense, hold them tight. Not every parent is so lucky. A Pennsylvania man has been arrested after he taunted police by sharing his own ‘Wanted’ post on their …

Police Catch Florida Man’s Texting & Driving Crash on Video Police Catch Florida Man’s Texting & Driving Crash on Video
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Texting while driving is stupid, reckless, dangerous, and an all around dick move. Everybody knows this, but the majority of adults continue to do it. Why? Well, why does anybody do anything, really? I’m going to go with selfishness, as …

It’s So Cold Escaped Prisoners Are Turning Themselves In It’s So Cold Escaped Prisoners Are Turning Themselves In

It’s really cold out there. Really, really cold. A good chunk of the country is still feeling the effects of the Polar Vortex, arctic cyclone, circumpolar whirl – or whatever you want to call it – and that means that …

Woman Walks Off Pier with Face Buried in Facebook Woman Walks Off Pier with Face Buried in Facebook
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Maybe it takes falling into the ocean to convince someone they have a Facebook addiction – or, at least I hope. A Taiwanese tourist had to be rescued from Port Phillip Bay in Melbourne, Australia after walking straight off St. …

Genius Instagrams Stolen Car Part from Paul Walker Crash, Promptly Arrested Genius Instagrams Stolen Car Part from Paul Walker Crash, Promptly Arrested

In you’re-not-just-the-worst-person-in-the-world-but-also-the-worst-social-media-user-in-history news, an 18-year-old has been arrested after stealing a piece of the wrecked Porsche from the crash that claimed the life of actor Paul Walker. And in a shockingly daft (but totally unsurprising) move, the ill-timed memorabilia scout …

Two Women Twerk on Subway Tracks, Somehow Avoid Darwin Award Nomination Two Women Twerk on Subway Tracks, Somehow Avoid Darwin Award Nomination

The video is only 13 seconds long, and we don’t really know what happened after the camera shuts off, but it appears that two women have survived what might be the world’s dumbest twerking exhibition. “No face,” says one of …

‘Catch Me If U Can, Muthasuckas’: Police Arrest Man Minutes After He Taunts Them on Facebook ‘Catch Me If U Can, Muthasuckas’: Police Arrest Man Minutes After He Taunts Them on Facebook
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If you’re wanted by the Rosenberg, Texas police department, it’s probably best to stay away from their Facebook page – especially if you’re planning on playing “catch me if you can.” In response to over a dozen reports of auto …

’2 Drunk 2 Care’: Girl Tweets Ominous Update Hours Before Causing Fatal Car Crash ’2 Drunk 2 Care’: Girl Tweets Ominous Update Hours Before Causing Fatal Car Crash
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At approximately 1:45 am this past Sunday, 20-year-old Kayla Mendoza drove onto the Sawgrass Expressway in Broward County, Florida – driving the wrong way. Soon after, she slammed head-on into another car, killing both people inside. This incredibly sad story …

Racist Facebook Post About ‘Ghetto’ Trick-or-Treaters Lands Teacher on Leave Racist Facebook Post About ‘Ghetto’ Trick-or-Treaters Lands Teacher on Leave
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A 51-year old Akron, Ohio orchestra instructor has been placed on paid administrative leave after posting a racist rant on Facebook about trick-or-treaters from “the ghetto.” The post, in which he is apparently upset about some kids peeing on his …

Faking a School Shooting Alert Is an Awfully Dumb Way to Get People to Use Your New Social Network Faking a School Shooting Alert Is an Awfully Dumb Way to Get People to Use Your New Social Network
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Today, we all gather to nominate Bevii and this terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad idea into the Dumb Idea Hall-of-Fame. In order to promote their new startup social network, the University of North Carolina students behind Bevii decided to create …

Bank Robbers Google ‘What Happens If You Rob a Bank’ Because of Course They Did Bank Robbers Google ‘What Happens If You Rob a Bank’ Because of Course They Did
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There’s a joke out there that most internet users would rather die that have their Google search history revealed to the public. Or, there’s a version where the final request from a dying man is “bro, please delete my search …

Car Thief Says He Was Just GTA’in IRL, Actively Tries to Ruin Everything for Everyone Car Thief Says He Was Just GTA’in IRL, Actively Tries to Ruin Everything for Everyone

I’m sure you think that the reason some talking facelifts on CNN continues to blame much of our nation’s violent steak on video games is that they are idiots. I bet you think that every time someone proceeds to word …

Vine Cat-Kicker Arrested, Charged with Cruelty to Animals Vine Cat-Kicker Arrested, Charged with Cruelty to Animals
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A viral animal abuse video has led to an arrest, and the perpetrator faces a maximum of 60 days in jail on a charge of cruelty to animals. 17-year-old Walter Easley will be back in court on September 12th to …

Tweets Lead to Speeder’s Manslaughter Charge Being Upped to Murder Tweets Lead to Speeder’s Manslaughter Charge Being Upped to Murder
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An 18-year-old Pleasanton, California man who has been charged with vehicular homicide will see that change upped to murder based on a series of tweets. Cody Hall was charged earlier this week in the death of 58-year-old Diana Hersevoort. According …

Guy Kicks Cat on Vine, Infuriates the Internet Guy Kicks Cat on Vine, Infuriates the Internet
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“Look at this goddamn cat on my porch. Get the f*ck off my porch,” said Walter Easley moments before kicking a kitten off his porch and into his yard. He then posted a video of the incident on Vine. After …

Drunk Driver Does Not Give a Damn, Dances for Cops Drunk Driver Does Not Give a Damn, Dances for Cops

Don’t drink and drive. Just don’t do it. But if you’ve already made the bad decision and have been caught by the police, I guess you might as well go down with funky dance moves, boasting about cougars, and some …

Porn Hankering Foils Church Computer Thief Porn Hankering Foils Church Computer Thief
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In just face it, most people use their computers mainly to watch porn news, an Owasso, Oklahoma man has been arrested after reportedly stealing a computer from the Owasso First Assembly of God church. That, in and of itself, isn’t …