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Rust Cohle Explains Time as a Flat Circle to Little Kids

Rust Cohle Explains Time as a Flat Circle to Little Kids

By Josh Wolford April 9, 2014

HBO’s True Detective ended its first season last month and when the credits rolled, it was clear that we had all just watched something singular–an experience that was going to have a profound effect on not only the future of …

Obama's 'Between Two Ferns' Tactic Works Obama's 'Between Two Ferns' Tactic Works

Let’s just assume that President Obama had reasons to sit down with Zach Galifianakis on “Between Two Ferns” other than showing the country that he could expertly pull off a fat joke. Of course, Obama’s move to star in one …

A Petition to Label Museveni a Ding-Dong-Boob-Poopy A Petition to Label Museveni a Ding-Dong-Boob-Poopy

Comedian Eugene Mirman has pretty solid proposal for how President Obama should handle Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni. He should publicly call him a “ding-dong-boob-poopy.” Oh yeah, and then he should spend a little bit of time trying to convince the …

Hashtagging in Real Life Is Only Funny on Fallon Hashtagging in Real Life Is Only Funny on Fallon

Last September, I said that Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake’s hashtag conversation was the only one that will ever be funny. I was wrong, and I apologize. Jimmy Fallon has brought the bit back for an encore, and now that …

Hey Local News: Clear Your Browser of Porn Sites Hey Local News: Clear Your Browser of Porn Sites

That’s just a simple tip, guys. If you’re going to use your iPhone to film stock video for a local news segment, it might be wise to make sure your bookmarks and history list doesn’t read “Pornhub Mobile.” Or, I …

Facebook's Look Back, If It Was At All Genuine Facebook's Look Back, If It Was At All Genuine
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Well this is pretty funny. Like most things on Facebook, those packaged “Look Back” videos that everybody has been sharing in honor of Facebook’s 10th anniversary are annoyingly ubiquitous. Sure, it might be interesting to you to see your most-liked …

The Original Robocop Gets an Honest Trailer The Original Robocop Gets an Honest Trailer
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The only remake that’s more unnecessary than Spike Lee’s completely pointless box-office-bomb rehash of Oldboy is the upcoming remake of Paul Verhoeven’s violent classic RoboCop. Nothing against the new RoboCop’s director José Padilha, but he’s basically opening up a collector’s …

Don’t Videobomb The Weather Channel’s Jim Cantore Don’t Videobomb The Weather Channel’s Jim Cantore

Veteran meteorologist Jim Cantore has been a fixture on The Weather Channel for nearly 30 years, going on into the field to cover some of the country’s major weather events – Katrina, Irene, Sandy…the list goes on. Let’s just say …

#Riccing Is Probably Going to Get Someone Killed #Riccing Is Probably Going to Get Someone Killed

Say what you want about Tebowing, but at least it never involved shoving yourself in a clothes dryer. It looks like there’s a new selfie trend brewing thanks to actress Christina Ricci and her tiny frame. It’s called #Riccing, and …

Watch This Devil Baby Freak Out Some New Yorkers Watch This Devil Baby Freak Out Some New Yorkers
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This “viral” prank is part of a marketing stunt for the new film Devil’s Due, set to open this Friday. I’ll just get that out of the way. That by no means makes it any less funny, however. Take a …

We Hope This Chili Peppers Fan Likes Bagpipes We Hope This Chili Peppers Fan Likes Bagpipes

Buying concert tickets online is always a scary proposition. Sure, most of the time it works out – most people out there are honest, right? But sometimes you’re left with a pair of tickets to see The Beagles. What, you …

Neil Patrick Harris Instagrams a Drunken Afternoon Neil Patrick Harris Instagrams a Drunken Afternoon

I’m pretty sure this is why social media is a thing. It’s definitely not for your baby pictures. In fact, I posit that the best use of Instagram in 2014 goes to Neil Patrick Harris, who used the photo-centric social …

Cold? Escaped Prisoners Are Turning Themselves In Cold? Escaped Prisoners Are Turning Themselves In

It’s really cold out there. Really, really cold. A good chunk of the country is still feeling the effects of the Polar Vortex, arctic cyclone, circumpolar whirl – or whatever you want to call it – and that means that …

Mena Suvari Has An Awesome Christmas Card Photo Mena Suvari Has An Awesome Christmas Card Photo

It looks like Kelly Clarkson and her family aren’t the only high-profile Christmas photos this year with an endearingly awkward twist; American Pie star Mena Suvari has just upped the delightfully tacky Christmas photo game with matching sweaters and the …

Kelly Clarkson and Family's Funny Christmas Pic Kelly Clarkson and Family's Funny Christmas Pic

Kelly Clarkson has been making herself known in the news, lately, for both good and bad reasons. She recently had a chat with daytime talk show host Ellen DeGeneres about the name of the child she and her husband are …

Britain's Gaming Addiction Gets The NMA Treatment Britain's Gaming Addiction Gets The NMA Treatment

Are you addicted to video games? You probably want to say no, but you realize that spending 40 or more hours a week in front of a screen might not be all that healthy. Well, rest easy knowing that you’re …

The History Of Black Friday As Told By NMA The History Of Black Friday As Told By NMA

On the day after Thanksgiving, millions of Americans will practice a tradition that’s uniquely American – Black Friday. It’s a day when Americans and corporations can agree that greed is good as they trample each other in the pursuit of …