We’re all glued to our devices at all times. It’s just the way the world works now. Ted Cruz is likely running for President, Miley Cyrus has more Twitter followers than any heads of state, and your teenage daughter is…
Patton Oswalt Makes Compelling Argument for Never Going Outside Ever Again
Patton Oswalt thinks that television is in its “American cinema in the early 70s” phase, and that’s reason enough to stay glued to your TV and never go out in the sun ever again. Oswalt went on a predictably brilliant…
HBO Star Steals Parents’ HBO GO Password Just Like You Do
Mark Duplass, creator and star of the new and well-received HBO series Togetherness is just like you. He also steals borrows someone else’s HBO GO password to watch Game of Thrones. Duplass stopped by Watch What Happens Live and had…
CPAC Asks Twitter for Questions and Things Go Predictably Awry
The Conservative Political Action Conference is in full swing, and conservatives all over the country are looking to see what the conservative political agenda will be for the next year. One of the early items on the agenda must have…
House of Cards Gets a Terrific Sesame Street Parody
Some people say there’s too much pork in this town. I could not agree more. Sesame Street is smarter than your average kids show, and sometimes it likes to let mom and dad in on the fun. Take this excellent…
The Cops Have Your Lost Cocaine, Please Facebook Message Them to Get It Back
If you happened to drop your bag of cocaine inside the Super Dollar on West Virginia Avenue in Crewe, Virginia on Tuesday, then you’re in luck! The cops have it. Just shoot them a message on Facebook and the whole…
Katy Perry, Drake, Lady Gaga Read Mean Tweets
Jimmy Kimmel’s best segment and one of the overall best bits on late night – mean tweets – has returned. This time, it’s the second-ever all-music edition, which features the likes of Josh Groban, Drake, Lady Gaga, Sam Smith, Jessie…
Man Turns Himself in After Facebook Promise to Police
In Canadian news, a Canadian man has gone full Canada and turned himself in to police after assuring them he would on Facebook. CTV News says that Rodney Constantine was wanted on four warrants, including failing to appear in court…
Florida Man Has Drugs, in Case You Were Wondering – the Police Sure Were
I’ve never tried to give someone a bag of meth in a Kmart, so I’m no expert on the matter. I have to imagine, however, that if I did decide to make that life decision – I’d wear the most…