The Conservative Political Action Conference is in full swing, and conservatives all over the country are looking to see what the conservative political agenda will be for the next year. One of the early items on the agenda must have been better engaging the voting population via social media, because CPAC asked Twitter to formulate questions for today’s featured speakers:

Have questions for the speakers today? Tweet at us with the hashtag #CPACQ pic.twitter.com/5tmtXVt1Gs

— CPAC (@CPACnews) February 26, 2015

Things quickly went awry.

I've heard that people will not be allowed to drink their coffee black at the conference. Is this true? #CPACQ

— Kodd Tincannon (@JTBojanglesXXXL) February 26, 2015

Is there TeaBagging in the CPAC Champagne Room? #CPACQ

— JustJanis (@jsavite) February 26, 2015

Is "aspirin between the legs" still your recommendation for birth control? #CPACQ

— Lori Cox (@LoriDeeCee) February 26, 2015

#CPACQ Which is the greater threat: teaching history or teaching science?

— word_czar (@word_czar) February 26, 2015

If I keep my child away from science and history classes as a child, will that vaccinate him against the gayness? #CPACQ

— Hank Epton (@HankEpton) February 26, 2015

Does life begin at conception for corporations? And would that be when they file an LLC, or create their first job? #CPACQ

— Mike Rothschild (@rothschildmd) February 26, 2015

How do you decide which intern to blame for your super racist tweets? #CPACQ

— As Atoms Ram (@SirOpsALot) February 26, 2015

Will FEMA camps serve s'mores? #CPACQ

— bigE© (@foxmia1971) February 26, 2015

What time is the "Rosaries on her Ovaries" breakout session? #CPACQ

— DuneMyThing (@Kris_SacreBleu) February 26, 2015

What was the name of Jesus's pet dinosaur? #CPACQ

— Allan Brauer (@allanbrauer) February 26, 2015

Since you insist it's safe, may we frack in your backyard? #CPACQ

— Allan Brauer (@allanbrauer) February 26, 2015

What time is George Zimmerman's speech? I know work release only allows him 2 hours to sign autographs, I don't want to miss it #CPACQ

— qube808 (@qube808) February 26, 2015

#CPACQ At the Second Coming, will Ronald Reagan be on the right hand or left hand side of Jesus? #CPAC2015

— Buzz_Patriot (@Buzz_Patriot) February 26, 2015

Lady Justice has a blindfold, does America stand behind Fifty Shades of Grey? #CPACQ

— kriskey (@apocalypsemeeow) February 26, 2015

I love America, but I'm not *IN* love with America. Is there a reprogramming center near me? #cpacq

— Blahniks on the Bus (@cassandraschoon) February 26, 2015

When is the screening of "American Sniper" with the no homo circle jerk scheduled? #CPACQ

— President Dropout (@santaizwhite) February 26, 2015

#CPACQ Is a Duck Dynasty DVD an acceptable form of voter identification?

— Bad Guy Zero (@BadGuyZero) February 26, 2015

How can we buy raffle tickets for the big "Mitt Romney Car Elevator Raffle"? #CPACQ

— Howard M. Modell (@HowardMModell) February 26, 2015

Did you guys stop saying “What Would Jesus Do?” because you hated the answer? #CPACQ

— Kendall (@KendallMcK) February 26, 2015

#CPACQ Where do babby come from?

— Gus (@Gus_802) February 26, 2015

If a lady wears yoga pants in public does that make her a bad American? Or just a shady Christian? #CPACQ

— Karina in Toronto (@KarinaInTO) February 26, 2015

Will Obamacare make me gay marry ISIS? #CPACQ

— Om Ingram (@omingram) February 26, 2015

Besides a Bald Eagle, an Israel Flag and a Sombre, Yet Tacky Picture of a US Soldier, What Else Should I Have on My Twitter Page? #CPACQ

— J-S Poupart (@jspoupart) February 26, 2015

#CPACQ has been trending for hours. I mean, what did they expect?