Periscope is a wonderful place to broadcast your drunken driving escapades, if you want to get arrested. A 23-year old Florida Woman was arrested Saturday after using the Twitter-owned livestreaming app to broadcast herself driving drunk. Here’s the full video,…
Florida Woman Texted “Driving Drunk Woo” Right Before Allegedly T-Boning a Truck and Killing Her Passenger
A person is dead thanks to the careless actions of a Florida woman, so there’s nothing funny about this story. But its sheer stupidity factor makes it important. In August of 2013, a 22-year-old woman ran a red light at…
Florida Man Shoots Guy for Facebook Messaging His Wife
It looks like Florida Man needs to get his jealousy in check. Florida Man, the world’s worst superhero, is able to change his appearance and identity whenever he sees fit. Florida Man can also alter his gender at any time…
Florida Boy Enters Home, Steals Pop-Tart, Logs into Facebook, Gets Caught
Apparently, teens couldn’t give less of a damn about Facebook these days. Every week you probably see an article about the troubling decline in Facebook use among teens. It’s Snapchat all the way these days. Facebook is for dad. Wrong.…
Florida Men Butt-Dial Employer, Detail Robbery in Voicemail
In an era of smartphones and passcodes, one would think that the instances of “butt dialing” would decline, if not disappear altogether. But this is Florida. Two Key West men have been booked on charges of felony grand theft after…
Mom Turns in Son After Spotting Him on Police Facebook Page
This is going to be an awkward Thanksgiving. Police in Casselberry, Florida, like many police departments around the country, have taken to Facebook and Twitter over the past few years to get help in solving crimes, locating fugitives, and getting…
Florida Man Posts Stolen Nude Photos to Victim’s Mom’s Facebook Page
Florida Man, the world’s worst superhero, is at it again. This time he’s engaging in some real top-shelf creepster activity, “hacking” Facebook accounts and posting nude photos to his victim’s mom’s wall. 30-year-old Michael Rubens has been arrested on 31…
Florida Man Has Drugs, in Case You Were Wondering – the Police Sure Were
I’ve never tried to give someone a bag of meth in a Kmart, so I’m no expert on the matter. I have to imagine, however, that if I did decide to make that life decision – I’d wear the most…
Florida Man Phuc Kieu Charged in Attempted Rape, Robbery
A Florida man, legal name Phuc Kieu, has been charged with robbery, kidnapping, and sexual battery after attempting to rape another man in a Gainesville parking lot. 58-year-old Phuc X. Kieu allegedly waited for the victim to finish making a…
Florida Man Points Gun at Cat’s Face, Posts Pic to Facebook
Florida Man, the world’s worst superhero, is at it again! What kind of lovable hijinks is he getting into this time? Is he trying to “drive off” his drunk? Is he sending bomb threats to high schools via Facebook message?…
Mako Shark Landed in Gulf May Break Record
Ernie Polk and his cousin Joey Polk landed a shortfin Mako shark off the Floridian Gulf Coast while surfcasting Tuesday, and the fish might be a world record catch. The two spent over an an hour reeling in the 11-foot-long,…
Apparently, in Florida, You Can ‘Drive Off’ Your Drunk
If you’re super messed up and being an annoying asshole, your wife might tell you to go “sleep it off.” That’ll work, given enough time. You might think you can go “walk it off” or perhaps “Waffle House it off.”…
Florida Exorcism Goes Awry Between Man and 80-Year Old Girlfriend
A Florida man who had a little too much to drink and then tried to exorcise the demons from his 80-year old girlfriend was arrested on Tuesday after the woman managed to call police. On Monday, 54-year old David Edward…
Road Rage: Orlando Police Looking For Murderer
Road rage is a scary thing; with one wrong move, a driver can invoke the wrath of anyone who happens to be in a bad mood. Sometimes, it turns deadly. An Orlando man who was driving through Tampa called police…
Dog Shoots Owner, Who Was Shocked Gun Was Loaded
It may sound like an Onion headline, but judging by all reports, this one is true: a Florida man was astonished when his dog accidentally shot him in the leg as he was driving around. Gregory Dale Lanier says the…
Meet Florida Man, World’s Worst Superhero and Best New Parody Twitter Account
Today’s winner for parody Twitter account you need to be following comes to you from Everywhere, Florida. It’s Florida Man, which features “real-life headlines about the world’s worst superhero.” The account tweets out any and all headlines that involve a…