We’ve reported on plenty of instances of Uber drivers attacking, kidnapping, and raping passengers. Here’s some shocking video from the other side – a drunk passenger brutally attacking a driver. In a video uploaded on October 30th, an Uber driver…
Periscope App Drunk Drive Leads to DUI Arrest for Florida Woman
Periscope is a wonderful place to broadcast your drunken driving escapades, if you want to get arrested. A 23-year old Florida Woman was arrested Saturday after using the Twitter-owned livestreaming app to broadcast herself driving drunk. Here’s the full video,…
Florida Woman Texted “Driving Drunk Woo” Right Before Allegedly T-Boning a Truck and Killing Her Passenger
A person is dead thanks to the careless actions of a Florida woman, so there’s nothing funny about this story. But its sheer stupidity factor makes it important. In August of 2013, a 22-year-old woman ran a red light at…
Man Arrested For Giving Cop A Wet Willy
Are you familiar with a “wet Willy”? It’s a “prank” usually done by grade school kids where one sucks on the end of their finger and sticks it into another person’s ear. Oh the hilarity involved with someone feeling disgusted…
Sober Driver Arrested For Drunk Driving
On February 20th, 2013, Milwaukee County Deputy Joseph Quiles, with the airport division of the Sheriff’s Office, was working night shift by General Mitchell International Aiport. After making his rounds patrolling, he blew through a stop sign on to Howell…
‘Blarney Blowout’ Party: 73 Arrested at UMass Amherst
A massive college party over the weekend near the University of Massachusetts Amherst campus ended with several injured police officers and jail time for some students. The ‘Blarney Blowout,’ which is a pre-St. Patrick’s Day celebration held the Saturday before…
Gambler Sues Casino, Says He Lost Money While Drunk
Who knew you could sue for losing money while gambling? I guess if you’re drunk you have a valid excuse to get your money back. At least that’s what businessman Mark Johnston, 52, is hoping, and suing over. Over Super…
Apparently, in Florida, You Can ‘Drive Off’ Your Drunk
If you’re super messed up and being an annoying asshole, your wife might tell you to go “sleep it off.” That’ll work, given enough time. You might think you can go “walk it off” or perhaps “Waffle House it off.”…
George Lopez Passes Out On Casino Floor; Arrested For Public Intoxication
George Lopez might have enjoyed himself a little too much at a Canadian casino on Thursday. The Mexican-American comedian and actor reportedly passed out on the floor of the Caesars Windsor Hotel and Casino and was subsequently arrested for public…
Neil Patrick Harris Beautifully Instagrams the Path from First Margarita to Blackout
I’m pretty sure this is why social media is a thing. It’s definitely not for your baby pictures. In fact, I posit that the best use of Instagram in 2014 goes to Neil Patrick Harris, who used the photo-centric social…
Want to Get Drunk, But Avoid a Hangover? There Might Be a Pill for That Soon.
Have you ever wished that you could get the buzz that comes after a few drinks without actually drinking? Even people who don’t necessarily like drinking a lot often find themselves in situations where they want a few drinks to…
David Arquette Drunk Dials Howard Stern
Howard Stern got an interesting phone call from David Arquette during his Sirius XM radio show on Wednesday, October 30. It seems as though Arquette is drunk calling again. Arquette started the conversation by giving Stern a heads up saying,…
Erin Cox, High School Senior, Punished for Being Designated Driver
Many adults often complain about future generations of children, saying they are immature and do not understand responsibility. While this may be true, there could be an external reason as to why kids struggle with making decisions. Two weeks ago,…
Drunk Dial a Random Member of Congress and Tell Them You Want to Watch the Damn Panda Cam
As the government shutdown continues, you should take a break from continually drunk dialing your ex and instead, drunk dial a member of Congress. A new, single-service site called DrunkDialCongress wants you to call and yell at a random member…
Bernie Kosar Blames Offensive Line During DUI Stop
In either the saddest thing I’ve heard in quite some time or the most impressively creative, former Cleveland Browns quarterback Bernie Kosar has thrown his offensive line under the bus one final time for his inability to complete a field…
Drunk Driver Does Not Give a Damn, Dances for Cops
Don’t drink and drive. Just don’t do it. But if you’ve already made the bad decision and have been caught by the police, I guess you might as well go down with funky dance moves, boasting about cougars, and some…
Robbie Knievel Likes Drunk-Driving RVs
Robbie Knievel, the daredevil son of daredevil legend Evel Knievel, was arrested last Tuesday for a death-defying act of mind-blowing stupidity: He drove an RV through Sturgis, South Dakota, with .228 blood-alcohol content. He was busted after driving his RV…