Neil Patrick Harris Beautifully Instagrams the Path from First Margarita to Blackout

I’m pretty sure this is why social media is a thing. It’s definitely not for your baby pictures. In fact, I posit that the best use of Instagram in 2014 goes to Neil Patrick Harris, who used the photo-centric social…

‘2 Drunk 2 Care’: Girl Tweets Ominous Update Hours Before Causing Fatal Car Crash

At approximately 1:45 am this past Sunday, 20-year-old Kayla Mendoza drove onto the Sawgrass Expressway in Broward County, Florida – driving the wrong way. Soon after, she slammed head-on into another car, killing both people inside. This incredibly sad story…

Want to Get Drunk, But Avoid a Hangover? There Might Be a Pill for That Soon.

Have you ever wished that you could get the buzz that comes after a few drinks without actually drinking? Even people who don’t necessarily like drinking a lot often find themselves in situations where they want a few drinks to…

David Arquette Drunk Dials Howard Stern

Howard Stern got an interesting phone call from David Arquette during his Sirius XM radio show on Wednesday, October 30. It seems as though Arquette is drunk calling again. Arquette started the conversation by giving Stern a heads up saying,…

Drunk Driver Who Confessed to Killing Man on YouTube Gets 6.5 Years

A 22-year-old man who famously confessed, via YouTube video, to killing a 61-year-old man while drunk driving has been sentenced to six and a half years in prison. “It should have been me instead of an innocent man. I vow…

Erin Cox, High School Senior, Punished for Being Designated Driver

Many adults often complain about future generations of children, saying they are immature and do not understand responsibility. While this may be true, there could be an external reason as to why kids struggle with making decisions. Two weeks ago,…

Drunk Dial a Random Member of Congress and Tell Them You Want to Watch the Damn Panda Cam

As the government shutdown continues, you should take a break from continually drunk dialing your ex and instead, drunk dial a member of Congress. A new, single-service site called DrunkDialCongress wants you to call and yell at a random member…

Bernie Kosar Blames Offensive Line During DUI Stop

In either the saddest thing I’ve heard in quite some time or the most impressively creative, former Cleveland Browns quarterback Bernie Kosar has thrown his offensive line under the bus one final time for his inability to complete a field…

Drunk Driver Does Not Give a Damn, Dances for Cops

Don’t drink and drive. Just don’t do it. But if you’ve already made the bad decision and have been caught by the police, I guess you might as well go down with funky dance moves, boasting about cougars, and some…

Robbie Knievel Likes Drunk-Driving RVs

Robbie Knievel, the daredevil son of daredevil legend Evel Knievel, was arrested last Tuesday for a death-defying act of mind-blowing stupidity: He drove an RV through Sturgis, South Dakota, with .228 blood-alcohol content. He was busted after driving his RV…