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This Artist’s iPhone Oil Paintings Utilize Face Grease This Artist’s iPhone Oil Paintings Utilize Face Grease
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For smartphones users, keeping the touchscreen clean and free of fingerprints, debris, grease, and smears of inexplicable origin is one of the hardest battles. As a glasses-wearer with an iPhone, I always feel like I’m looking at everything on my …

Ok, Finland, You’ve Scared Me into Never Drinking Around My Kids [VIDEO] Ok, Finland, You’ve Scared Me into Never Drinking Around My Kids [VIDEO]

I don’t have children, but if I did I imagine I probably wouldn’t want to get hammered drunk in front of them. Apparently, that sentiment isn’t shared by everyone, and Finnish group Lasinen lapsuus (Fragile Childhood) is fighting to get …

Lawyer Posts Photo of Client’s Underwear on Facebook, Quickly Leads to Mistrial Lawyer Posts Photo of Client’s Underwear on Facebook, Quickly Leads to Mistrial
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We’ve seen plenty of stories over the last few years involving court proceedings, social media, and how the two often run up against each other. We’ve seen a couple of cases that have gotten thrown out due to juries with …

Groupon’s Insane Kidz Club Is Back [Video] Groupon’s Insane Kidz Club Is Back [Video]

“Groupon is no stranger to what kids desire,” Groupon claims in its latest blog post about the return of the Groupon Kidz Club. First, for a bit of background, let’s review what the Groupon Kidz Club consists of – one …

So…Insane Clown Posse Sat Down and Reviewed the Call Me Maybe Video So…Insane Clown Posse Sat Down and Reviewed the Call Me Maybe Video

I know, it’s another Call Me Maybe-related YouTube video. But multitudes of covers be damned, I know what you guys have really been waiting for. Fuse aligned the stars and got Insane Clown Posse to sit down and provide commentary …

Why in the Hell is Jerry Jones Rapping about Papa John’s? Why in the Hell is Jerry Jones Rapping about Papa John’s?

You didn’t need to do this, Jerry. Nobody needed to do this. There’s a new ad for Papa John’s pizza featuring Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, and it’s really really bad. Not so bad that it’s good, just really really …

Redditors Photoshop the Hell out of Paul Ryan’s Wikipedia Photo Redditors Photoshop the Hell out of Paul Ryan’s Wikipedia Photo

Redditor SiliconC noticed that presumptive Republican VP nominee Paul Ryan’s Wikipedia page features a photo with an “absurdly high resolution” (2,046 × 2,557 pixels). They suggested that shop-happy redditors have a bit of fun with it. And boy, did they. …

Dallas Cowboys Sued Over Butt-Burning Benches Dallas Cowboys Sued Over Butt-Burning Benches
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In strange lawsuit news of the day, a Texas woman has filed suit against the Dallas Cowboys organization and team owner Jerry Jones after she fried her posterior on a sizzling-hot bench outside the Cowboys Stadium. Jennelle Carrillo claims that …

“Take This Lollipop” Sequel Gets a Kickstart “Take This Lollipop” Sequel Gets a Kickstart
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Last Halloween, a viral experience took the internet by storm, leaving a trail of freak-out social media users in its wake. Do you remember the interactive short film “Take This Lollipop?” Because I sure as hell do. In the original …

Watch 5th-Graders Describe the Internet with Mind-Blowing Precision…in 1995 Watch 5th-Graders Describe the Internet with Mind-Blowing Precision…in 1995

The internet is our telephone, our TV, shopping center, and workplace – this is all true. And a 1995 Public Service Announcement featuring a class of 5th-graders accurately predicted these things about the internet – back in 1995. The PSA …

Surprise, You’re a Gun Owner Now; Man Orders TV from Amazon, Gets Assault Rifle Surprise, You’re a Gun Owner Now; Man Orders TV from Amazon, Gets Assault Rifle
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Now how am I supposed to watch the Olympics? After ordering a new flat-screen TV from Amazon, a Washington D.C. man got quite the shock when his package arrived without a flatscreen TV inside. But it wasn’t empty. Instead, his …

Someone Thought a Robot that Swims Like a Human Was a Good Idea Someone Thought a Robot that Swims Like a Human Was a Good Idea

I no longer feel the need to preface anything about robots with the phrase “it’s my belief that,” because it’s now a mathematical certainty that humans are slowly but surely engineering our violent and imminent overthrow by continuing to make …

What Should Facebook Do About All Of These James Holmes Pages? What Should Facebook Do About All Of These James Holmes Pages?
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I’m not really sure of my purpose behind reporting this. And I’m not really sure what this says about the internet, Facebook, people in general – if anything. Maybe it says something about our culture, and how criminals are made …

Forever Alone No More: Meet Kissenger, the Kiss Transmission Robot Forever Alone No More: Meet Kissenger, the Kiss Transmission Robot

Sometimes, when your significant other is far away, all you want to do is give them a big kiss. When sexting has run it’s course, you may need something a bit more physical to fill the chasm of emotional separation. …

Porn-Watching Home Invader Left Samples At The Scene Porn-Watching Home Invader Left Samples At The Scene

I’m not exactly sure what prompted 21-year-old Antoine Owens to (allegedly) break into a series of homes with the sole purpose of masturbating to porn, all I know is that my Monday morning thanks him, immensely. That’s right, in hey-you-really-don’t-have-it-all-that-bad …

Moron Brutally Beats Disabled Man To Death, Posts the Video on Facebook Moron Brutally Beats Disabled Man To Death, Posts the Video on Facebook
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When it comes to criminals who commit violent acts, it is oftentimes their sheer brutality that is the most shocking element of their crime. But when it comes to criminals who involve Facebook in their crimes, the utter stupidity is …

Aaand…Here’s How You Go Out With A Japanese Virtual Pop Star Aaand…Here’s How You Go Out With A Japanese Virtual Pop Star
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Hatsune Miku is an incredibly popular “singing synthesizer application with a female persona,” or, virtual pop star for short. The Japanese creation is voiced by a popular voice actress and actually performs concerts, live, as a projection. So, I guess …

Here’s How The 1% Prepares For The Zombie Apocalypse Here’s How The 1% Prepares For The Zombie Apocalypse
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Sure, everyone says that they are ready for the zombie apocalypse. Hell, I’ve read enough zombie fiction and watched enough movies to know how to best the bastards. It doesn’t matter if they are the slow, dumb kind or the …

Here’s Why Justin Bieber Is Never Going To Reply To Your Tweets Here’s Why Justin Bieber Is Never Going To Reply To Your Tweets
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Holy crap, Justin Bieber is popular on Twitter. He’s the second most-followed person on the entire network with just over 24.6 million followers – second only to Lady Gaga and her army of 26.7 million little monsters. But anyone who …

If You Think You’re A Sh*tty Parent, Just Check Out What One Mom Posted To Facebook If You Think You’re A Sh*tty Parent, Just Check Out What One Mom Posted To Facebook
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People post some seriously screwed-up things on Facebook – for instance anything surrounding a birth. Or in some cases, their proudest number twos (seriously, I know this guy). I once witnessed, live, two Facebook friends go at it about one …

Here’s What You’ll Look Like Wearing The World’s Dumbest Pants Here’s What You’ll Look Like Wearing The World’s Dumbest Pants

If you’ve ever bemoaned the fact that you have to dig down in your skinny jeans pocket to retrieve your smartphone, or, if you’re a virgin and strongly wish to remain that way, it appears that your fall wardrobe has …