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Wind Carried Beer Can DNA to Used Condom, Claims Rape Defendant Wind Carried Beer Can DNA to Used Condom, Claims Rape Defendant
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Today’s creativity in defense award goes to 20-year-old Marcelles Peter and his attorney, who are attempting to nullify DNA evidence by claiming that it was transferred by the wind. Peters is one of the six men charged in the gang …

Taco Bell Reacts to Employee Who Licked Tacos Taco Bell Reacts to Employee Who Licked Tacos

Earlier today, the internet went a bit crazy over an image of a Taco Bell employee licking a huge stack of taco shells. The image was posted to the Taco Bell Facebook page by a poster named Jj O’Brien Nolan, …

You Can Buy NYC Psychiatric Center’s Morgue Fridge on eBay, You Know, If That’s Your Thing You Can Buy NYC Psychiatric Center’s Morgue Fridge on eBay, You Know, If That’s Your Thing
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If you have a giant garage and do a lot of wild game hunting, or if you want to throw a really cool party – this eBay listing may be right up your alley. It appears that the Manhattan Psychiatric …

Taco Bell Employee Licks Taco Shells in Facebook Photo Posted to Official Page Taco Bell Employee Licks Taco Shells in Facebook Photo Posted to Official Page
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A photo of a Taco Bell employee licking a large stack of hard taco shells has gone viral, and Taco Bell has yet to respond. The odd thing about the photo, other than the guy licking the tacos, is that …

Teacher Fakes Illness for a Year, Claims She’s Dying to Avoid Work Teacher Fakes Illness for a Year, Claims She’s Dying to Avoid Work
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Many working adults know that playing hooky isn’t just reserved for kids, but the lies one Polk County, Florida teacher made up to skip out on work are just plain shocking. According to school district officials Ashley Barker, a first-grade …

Singer Sues McDonalds, Claims Vocal Damage from Glass in Chicken Sandwich Singer Sues McDonalds, Claims Vocal Damage from Glass in Chicken Sandwich
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McDonald’s is guilty of a lot of things – maybe under-salting their fries every now and then, exposing children to clowns at an early age, and maybe ruining my diet. But are they guilty of causing a woman to lose …

LAPD Officer Arrested, Charged with Molesting Two Young Girls LAPD Officer Arrested, Charged with Molesting Two Young Girls
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A Los Angeles Police Department officer is due in court on Tuesday, where he will face charges of performing lewd acts with minors inside his Castaic home. Officer Miguel Schiappapietra, 28, was arrested on Saturday at his home and charged …

Russian Dash Cam Catches Insane Car Flip [VIDEO] Russian Dash Cam Catches Insane Car Flip [VIDEO]

Just when you thought Russian dash cams couldn’t possibly catch anything more insane than we’ve already seen, this clip, dated May 13th, comes along and forces a complete O_O. If you want to skip right to it, go to about …

Kentucky Man’s Overnight Grocery Party Involved Beer, Steaks, Birthday Cake, and 57 Cans of Whipped Cream Kentucky Man’s Overnight Grocery Party Involved Beer, Steaks, Birthday Cake, and 57 Cans of Whipped Cream

Kentucky Kicks Ass. Seriously. It’s full of history, horses, mountains, rolling hills, great food, better bourbon, beautiful women, and we gave you George Clooney. But here in Kentucky, we also produced Trevor Runyon, whose overnight grocery party for one would …

Newt Gingrich Is Puzzled, Apparently Doesn’t Know the Word ‘Smartphone’ Newt Gingrich Is Puzzled, Apparently Doesn’t Know the Word ‘Smartphone’
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Newt Gingrich and the fine folks at Gingrich Productions are puzzled. Truly puzzled. Just what the hell do you call a phone that has apps, lets you take pictures, and allows you to browse the interwebs? “Think about it. If …

Foul-Mouthed Kid Loves Hot Cheetos, Is Probably Yelling at You on Xbox LIVE Right Now Foul-Mouthed Kid Loves Hot Cheetos, Is Probably Yelling at You on Xbox LIVE Right Now
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This is a kid. If you have a kid, and it’s not this kid, congratulations. Right now, this kid is probably calling you a queer on Xbox LIVE. When this kid grows up, he’s probably going to make people feel …

Pregnant T-Mobile Employee Forced to Use Vacation Time to Go to the Bathroom [UPDATED] Pregnant T-Mobile Employee Forced to Use Vacation Time to Go to the Bathroom [UPDATED]
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UPDATED with comment from T-Mobile’s Larry Myers below ORIGNAL ARTICLE: A former T-Mobile employee is speaking out about her terrible last few months working at a call center in Nashville, Tennessee. According to Kristi Rifkin, her ordeal started when she …

Wingsuit Cave Flight Is Certifiably Insane [VIDEO] Wingsuit Cave Flight Is Certifiably Insane [VIDEO]
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Want to see something absolutely nuts? Ok, follow me. “Alexander Polli does the never before done – a tactical flight through a narrow cave on a rugged mountainside. The flight starts with a jump from a hovering helicopter, Alexander reaches …

Bing Suggests You Search for ‘Sex Games for Kids’ and a Bunch of Other Questionable Queries Bing Suggests You Search for ‘Sex Games for Kids’ and a Bunch of Other Questionable Queries

Updated with comment from Microsoft below. Like Google, Yahoo, and most other search engines, Bing offers to autocomplete queries in their search box. While Google calls this feature “autocomplete,” Bing calls it “search suggestions.” Well, it looks like Bing is …

‘Haunted’ Car Parts Allegedly Pulled from Fatal Ryan Dunn Crash For Sale on Craigslist ‘Haunted’ Car Parts Allegedly Pulled from Fatal Ryan Dunn Crash For Sale on Craigslist

This is a weird one. As you may remember, Jackass star Ryan Dunn drunkenly crashed his Porsche in West Goshen, Pennsylvania back in the summer of 2011, killing himself and his passenger. And apparently, someone recovered some small parts from …

‘Craigslist Killer’ Convicted of Murdering Victims of His Phony Labor Ad Scheme ‘Craigslist Killer’ Convicted of Murdering Victims of His Phony Labor Ad Scheme

In the conclusion to one of the stranger homicide cases to spring from a classifieds website that you’ll ever hear, 53-year-old Richard Beasley from Akron, Ohio, has been convicted of kidnapping and murdering three men that he found using a …

Woman Tried to Sell Her Kids on Facebook for $4,000, Say Police Woman Tried to Sell Her Kids on Facebook for $4,000, Say Police
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You can post tons of pictures of your kids on Facebook. Sure, it’s annoying and it may get you unfriended, but it’s your right. You can create an account for your kid, if you want. Sure, it’s technically against Facebook’s …

Netflix Tattoo Scores Guy Free 1-Year Subscription Netflix Tattoo Scores Guy Free 1-Year Subscription
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How much would it take for you to get a Netflix tattoo? Would you do it for a free year’s worth of the service? If you think you love Netflix and their selection of streaming offerings, you don’t. Unless you’ve …

Humans Yelling Like Goats Yelling Like Humans. Yeah. Humans Yelling Like Goats Yelling Like Humans. Yeah.

No, the internet couldn’t just leave it alone. Two minutes of goats yelling like humans wasn’t enough. Inserting a screaming goat into that one Taylor Swift song, and subsequently every other song under the sun also wasn’t enough. Now, we …

Swiss Nurse Posts Corpse Photos on Facebook Swiss Nurse Posts Corpse Photos on Facebook
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Every week, it seems like somebody is making the news for forgetting that Facebook is a public forum and that people can actually see the things they post. A lot of the time, this lesson is learned in the form …

The Weather Channel Resorts to Dickish Behavior to Promote Its New Android App The Weather Channel Resorts to Dickish Behavior to Promote Its New Android App

The new Weather Channel app for Android lets you know exactly when weather events like rain or snow are supposed to start. Cool, right? What’s not cool is installing sprinklers inside a bus shelter and drenching everyone inside because they …