Warning, this may creep you out – depending on your tolerance for nature being freaky as hell.

I’m going to let you guys in on a little secret about my phobias. I really, really hate spiders. I also really, really hate centipedes. Basically, my rule is that if it has 8 legs or more – screw that. Anything that has fewer than 8 legs, I’m cool with.

By my own rule, snakes are a-ok in my book. No legs – awesome. I ain’t scared of you, snake.

But this is just…what the hell? Ignore the slightly annoying commentary and witness nature at its most WTF: