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We Sure Hope This Red Hot Chili Peppers Fan Likes Bagpipes

Buying concert tickets online is always a scary proposition. Sure, most of the time it works out – most people out there are honest, right? But sometimes you’re left with a pair of tickets to see The Beagles. What, you …

Neil Patrick Harris Beautifully Instagrams the Path from First Margarita to Blackout

I’m pretty sure this is why social media is a thing. It’s definitely not for your baby pictures. In fact, I posit that the best use of Instagram in 2014 goes to Neil Patrick Harris, who used the photo-centric social …

It’s So Cold Escaped Prisoners Are Turning Themselves In

It’s really cold out there. Really, really cold. A good chunk of the country is still feeling the effects of the Polar Vortex, arctic cyclone, circumpolar whirl – or whatever you want to call it – and that means that …

Mena Suvari Has An Awesome Christmas Card Photo

It looks like Kelly Clarkson and her family aren’t the only high-profile Christmas photos this year with an endearingly awkward twist; American Pie star Mena Suvari has just upped the delightfully tacky Christmas photo game with matching sweaters and the …

Kelly Clarkson and Family’s Perfect (And Hilarious) Christmas Photo

Kelly Clarkson has been making herself known in the news, lately, for both good and bad reasons. She recently had a chat with daytime talk show host Ellen DeGeneres about the name of the child she and her husband are …

Britain’s Gaming Addiction Gets The NMA Treatment

Are you addicted to video games? You probably want to say no, but you realize that spending 40 or more hours a week in front of a screen might not be all that healthy. Well, rest easy knowing that you’re …

The History Of Black Friday As Told By NMA

On the day after Thanksgiving, millions of Americans will practice a tradition that’s uniquely American – Black Friday. It’s a day when Americans and corporations can agree that greed is good as they trample each other in the pursuit of …

Home Alone, Your Favorite Xmas Movie, Gets an Honest Trailer

I’m not going to lie – Home Alone is one of the best things about the holidays. Ever since I was 8 years old, I haven’t let a December go by without watching the John Hughes-produced classic at least once. …

Kanye Approves of Seth Rogen’s Bound 2 Parody, Thank God

Last week, Kanye West released a video for Yeezus‘ closing track, ‘Bound 2,’ and it set the internet ablaze. Horses and a naked Kim Kardashian – that’ll do it. Awesome song, awesome video. Don’t hate, people. What’s not to love …

‘Family Feud’ Zombie Answer is Hilarious [VIDEO]

Based on one contestant’s knowledge of zombies on a recent episode of Family Feud, it’s probably safe to say she wouldn’t survive a zombie apocalypse. Watch the video above to see what answer the contestant provides when host Steve Harvey …

Bill Cosby Plans to Return with a New Family Sitcom
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One of the most legendary sitcom parents to ever grace television is now thinking about recreating a concept he admires the most. At 76-years-old, Bill Cosby is working on yet another family comedy. If Cosby doesn’t know anything else, there’s …

IKEA Proves More Terrifying Than Outer Space in This Superb ‘Gravity’ Spoof

Lost. Disconnected from all you love. A harsh, unforgiving landscape. No, it’s not the outer space depicted in the hit film Gravity. It’s your local IKEA. In space, no one can hear you scream. In IKEA, it wouldn’t matter if …

Are Silent Farts Worse? AsapSCIENCE Takes on Science’s Greatest Question

We love AsapSCIENCE around here – it’s one of our favorite YouTube channels. Every week or so, the folks at AsapSCIENCE answer real scientific queries with the help of illustrations, presenting some of the most-enjoyable 2-3 minute videos around. This …

Patrick Stewart Explains That Amazing Lobster Costume Tweet

Sir Patrick Stewart’s recently foray into social media has proven something that we all thought was impossible – that Sir Patrick Stewart could win at life any more than he already did. Now, he’s a Twitter superstar. He’s so much …

Jimmy Kimmel’s Best Kid-Trolling Prank Returns for Another Year

A few times a year, Jimmy Kimmel asks his viewers to massively troll their loved ones, capture it all on videos, and upload it to YouTube. Every time it’s great. Earlier this year, he asked men to mess with their …

Eminem & Kerry Washington’s SNL Promos Are Great

Before every new episode of Saturday Night Live, NBC releases a handful of short promo videos featuring the host, cast members, and occasionally the musical guest. Saturday’s show features Kerry Washington as your host and Eminem as your musical guest …

Jimmy Kimmel and the Ol’ Scented iPhone Gag [VIDEO]

So, scented iPhone notifications are totally a thing – as in a real thing that exists. A Japanese company has produced what they call Scentee, a product that attaches to the headphone socket of your device and emits a scent …

Look Upon This Penis-Shaped Church and See That It Is Good
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In Dixon, Illinois, sits a newly-erected church that makes quite the impression when viewed from above. Redditors spotted the house of worship on Google Maps. (image) Uh… (image) Despite the fact that Apple Maps doesn’t show the phallic house of …

Steve Wozniak Met DMX in an Airport and Yes, There’s a Video, Thank God
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Ok, so TMZ was hanging out in an airport just waiting to catch some celebrity doing something. It’s not like this is a rare occurrence or anything, but I know – some of you probably have some pretty strong feelings …

Halloween Costumes That May Land You in Hot Water

The cold is setting in, hot chocolate is brewing and seducing with its aroma, and pumpkins are being carved for a little pagan festival called Halloween. For some, it’s a time where one stays curled up on their couch in a big …

Al Roker Is Too Damn Old for Drake Concerts

Today Show weatherman/anchor Al Roker is too old for this Drake nonsense. In this week-winning Vine video, Roker laments that he is “officially #TooOld” for a Hartford, CT concert from the chart-topping rapper. Please watch Roker stare blankly into his …