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Galactic Empire Responds to White House Petition Response Re: Death Star

Earlier this week, the White House dashed the dreams of over 34,000 American citizens as they officially refused a petition to start production on the country’s very own functioning Death Star. Bummer, right? In their statement, the White House cited …

Bad Lip Reading Tackles the NFL

You know when they mic players and coaches during NFL games and you get to hear all the zany stuff they all say to each other on NFL films? Well, this is like that but about a gazillion times better. …

Fresh Prince Theme Song Gets Google Translated into an Unrecognizable Mess
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The theme song to The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air can be sung by everyone, everywhere. I’m sure people even sing it in other languages. It’s ubiquitous. So what if someone ran it through Google Translate, you know, a couple dozen …

Coke, Osteoporosis, and the Golden Globes

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Tommy Lee Jones Meme Probably Fails to Impress Tommy Lee Jones
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When Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig performed one of the better pre-award schticks of last night’s Golden Globes, most people in the audience seemed to enjoy it. Ferrell and Wiig’s bit had the two attempting to describe the nominated movies …

Peter Frampton, Little Debbie, and Chipotle

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Nick Offerman Reads More Asinine Tweets After Four-Month Hiatus

It’s been over four months since Conan asked Parks and Recreation star, woodworker, and noted moustache champion Nick Offerman to take some time and read some celebrity drivel. That’s too long. Please enjoy what continues to be one of the …

Ricky Gervais & Conan O’Brien Strip for Bathtub Twitpic Selfie [VIDEO]

Actor, comedian, and very popular Twitter personality Ricky Gervais stripped down to his underwear on Conan last night and took a selfie in a bathtub. Yes, Conan was also in his underwear and in the bathtub with Gervais. He then …

Will Ferrell Helps Funny or Die Celebrate 5M Twitter Followers [VIDEO]

Humor site Funny or Die just hit a significant social media milestone: 5 million Twitter followers. And with gems like “If you live in a free world, and you’re not eating ice cream at least once a week, you’re f*cking …

More Celebrities Are Back to Read Your Hateful Tweets

One of my favorite late night segments is back for round three, as Jimmy Kimmel has pulled more celebrities and subjected them to some pretty hateful tweets from the peanut gallery. In “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets,” celebrities read mean tweets …

Here’s the Perfect Proposal for Your ‘NSYNC-Loving Girlfriend [VIDEO]

As long as people keep one-upping proposals to suit the YouTube age, there will continue to be a plethora of cute/funny videos to warm our hearts and RUIN IT FOR THE REST OF US. So this Australian guy decided to …

Patrick Bateman Is Envious of Coworkers’ Pokemon Cards

As the story goes, Lionsgate had geared up to release a 10th anniversary Blu-Ray edition of the new classic American Psycho, complete with a deleted scene that shows how the filmmakers tried to make the film appeal to a younger …

Nicolas Cage Turns 49, Reddit Celebrates Their OneTrueGod
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If you spend a little while on reddit (or browse AllReddits), you’re bound to come across a strange subreddit or two. Some of them are awful, just awful. They know who they are. Some are wonderful (I just landed on …

Drunk History TV Series Coming to Comedy Central This Summer

One of the funniest web series to ever exist is coming to television as Comedy Central has announced an eight-episode run of the Funny or Die original, “Drunk History.” Drunk History first hit the web over five years ago. The …

Robots Perform Ace of Spades; Your Jokes Are Welcome
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I’m not going to make any metal jokes about Compressorhead, the all-robot band seen in the video below playing the Motorhead classic “Ace of Spades.” I’m not going to talk about how metal it is, literally. I’m not going to …

Girls Spike Parents’ Milkshakes to Bypass Internet Curfew
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No, you haven’t stumbled upon The Onion. When I was a teenager, my favorite comeback to my mom’s overblown understandable berating over my many trivial totally disrespectful missteps was to tell her she’s lucky I’m not on drugs. You see? …

Anthony Bourdain Live-Tweets iCarly, Because Someone Had To

The Nickelodeon show iCarly ran for an impressive 109 episodes, and during that time nobody really asked the hard-hitting questions. I mean, does Spencer have a job? Besides hanging out with underage girls? That question and more were posed by …

Mom Reduces 8-Year-Old to Snotty Mess by Telling Him He Accidentally Bought $50K Mustang on eBay
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Kids and technology occasionally run up against each other in unpredictable or dangerous ways. Kids and technology that is linked to your bank account – now that’s danger on a whole other level. So what do you do when your …

The World’s Shortest Escalator, Enthusiastically Sought Out and Taken Seven Times
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This guy took a trip to ride the Guinness-certified shortest escalator in the world, because, why not? As he says, it’s obviously a thing of beauty and magnificence. The fact that it even exists may be incomprehensible to some, and …

End of the World Prank Warns of Impending Tsunami

A tsunami just hit New York. Yeah, New York! We gotta get outta here! If someone had (rather convincingly) told you that in a shocked and terrified voice yesterday afternoon, what would have been your reaction? Would you have believed …

Fruit Ninja IRL, with Bonus Dubstep (and a Cat) [VIDEO]

Slow-motion, an oversized ninja, horses, fruit, swords, dubstep, swords, FLYING CATS. Why are you not already watching this? Seriously, stop reading this. If you keep reading this I’m just going to gradually turN It iNtO sUPeR aNnOYiNG FAcEBooK gIRL tYPe… …