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Apparently, in Florida, You Can ‘Drive Off’ Your Drunk Apparently, in Florida, You Can ‘Drive Off’ Your Drunk

If you’re super messed up and being an annoying asshole, your wife might tell you to go “sleep it off.” That’ll work, given enough time. You might think you can go “walk it off” or perhaps “Waffle House it off.” …

Florida Kid Sent a Bomb Threat to His School via Facebook Message Florida Kid Sent a Bomb Threat to His School via Facebook Message

Florida man kid strikes again! The first rule of anonymous bomb threats is that they are anonymous. Interestingly enough, that’s also the first word in “anonymous bomb threats.” Most Americans who have gone through the public schools system are quite …

Florida Exorcism Goes Awry Between Man and 80-Year Old Girlfriend Florida Exorcism Goes Awry Between Man and 80-Year Old Girlfriend

A Florida man who had a little too much to drink and then tried to exorcise the demons from his 80-year old girlfriend was arrested on Tuesday after the woman managed to call police. On Monday, 54-year old David Edward …

Road Rage: Orlando Police Looking For Murderer Road Rage: Orlando Police Looking For Murderer
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Road rage is a scary thing; with one wrong move, a driver can invoke the wrath of anyone who happens to be in a bad mood. Sometimes, it turns deadly. An Orlando man who was driving through Tampa called police …

Dog Shoots Owner, Who Was Shocked Gun Was Loaded Dog Shoots Owner, Who Was Shocked Gun Was Loaded
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It may sound like an Onion headline, but judging by all reports, this one is true: a Florida man was astonished when his dog accidentally shot him in the leg as he was driving around. Gregory Dale Lanier says the …

Meet Florida Man, World’s Worst Superhero and Best New Parody Twitter Account Meet Florida Man, World’s Worst Superhero and Best New Parody Twitter Account

Today’s winner for parody Twitter account you need to be following comes to you from Everywhere, Florida. It’s Florida Man, which features “real-life headlines about the world’s worst superhero.” The account tweets out any and all headlines that involve a …