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Florida Men Butt-Dial Employer, Detail Robbery in Voicemail

Florida Men Butt-Dial Employer, Detail Robbery in Voicemail

By Josh Wolford February 23, 2015

In an era of smartphones and passcodes, one would think that the instances of “butt dialing” would decline, if not disappear altogether. But this is Florida. Two Key West men have been booked on charges of felony grand theft after …

Teen Charged with Beating Autistic Kid at Party Teen Charged with Beating Autistic Kid at Party

An 18-year-old Okeechobee Florida resident has been arrested and charged with child abuse “without bodily harm” after police identified him in a disturbing video posted on his Facebook page. Andrew Wheeler can be seen repeatedly punching, kneeing, and dragging an …

Florida Man Posts Disturbing Cat Pic to Facebook

Florida Man, the world’s worst superhero, is at it again! What kind of lovable hijinks is he getting into this time? Is he trying to “drive off” his drunk? Is he sending bomb threats to high schools via Facebook message? …

Mako Shark Landed in Gulf May Break Record

Ernie Polk and his cousin Joey Polk landed a shortfin Mako shark off the Floridian Gulf Coast while surfcasting Tuesday, and the fish might be a world record catch. The two spent over an an hour reeling in the 11-foot-long, …

Apparently in Florida You Can 'Drive Off' Your Drunk Apparently in Florida You Can 'Drive Off' Your Drunk

If you’re super messed up and being an annoying asshole, your wife might tell you to go “sleep it off.” That’ll work, given enough time. You might think you can go “walk it off” or perhaps “Waffle House it off.” …

Kid Sends Facebook Bomb Threat to His School Kid Sends Facebook Bomb Threat to His School

Florida man kid strikes again! The first rule of anonymous bomb threats is that they are anonymous. Interestingly enough, that’s also the first word in “anonymous bomb threats.” Most Americans who have gone through the public schools system are quite …

Florida Exorcism: Man Arrested In Bizarre Case Florida Exorcism: Man Arrested In Bizarre Case

A Florida man who had a little too much to drink and then tried to exorcise the demons from his 80-year old girlfriend was arrested on Tuesday after the woman managed to call police. On Monday, 54-year old David Edward …

Road Rage: Orlando Police Looking For Murderer Road Rage: Orlando Police Looking For Murderer

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Road rage is a scary thing; with one wrong move, a driver can invoke the wrath of anyone who happens to be in a bad mood. Sometimes, it turns deadly. An Orlando man who was driving through Tampa called police …

Dog Shoots Owner, Who Was Shocked Gun Was Loaded Dog Shoots Owner, Who Was Shocked Gun Was Loaded

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It may sound like an Onion headline, but judging by all reports, this one is true: a Florida man was astonished when his dog accidentally shot him in the leg as he was driving around. Gregory Dale Lanier says the …

Meet Florida Man, World's Worst Superhero

Today’s winner for parody Twitter account you need to be following comes to you from Everywhere, Florida. It’s Florida Man, which features “real-life headlines about the world’s worst superhero.” The account tweets out any and all headlines that involve a …