All Posts Tagged Tag: ‘drunk’

Florida Woman Texted “Driving Drunk Woo” Right Before Allegedly T-Boning a Truck and Killing Her Passenger

A person is dead thanks to the careless actions of a Florida woman, so there’s nothing funny about this story. But its sheer stupidity factor makes it important. In August of 2013, a 22-year-old woman ran a red light at 4:45 am and plowed her rented smart car into the side of a truck. She survived, the driver of the …

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DUI App Lets You Play Games to Show You How Drunk You Are

Sometimes, a good dose of reality can help you make a better decision – especially when it’s the reality that you’re too drunk to beat a simple memory game. The state of Maryland is looking to crack down on DUIs with the help of a new app. It’s called ENDUI, and it’s free on both iOS and Android. The app …

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Man Arrested For Giving Cop A Wet Willy

Are you familiar with a “wet Willy”? It’s a “prank” usually done by grade school kids where one sucks on the end of their finger and sticks it into another person’s ear. Oh the hilarity involved with someone feeling disgusted and uncomfortable now that they have spit transferred from one of the dirtiest parts of the body directly in their …

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Sober Driver Arrested For Drunk Driving

On February 20th, 2013, Milwaukee County Deputy Joseph Quiles, with the airport division of the Sheriff’s Office, was working night shift by General Mitchell International Aiport. After making his rounds patrolling, he blew through a stop sign on to Howell Avenue, and t-boned a Camry, sending it spinning and crashing into a tree. The driver, 25-year-old Tanya Weyker wound up …

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‘Blarney Blowout’ Party: 73 Arrested at UMass Amherst

A massive college party over the weekend near the University of Massachusetts Amherst campus ended with several injured police officers and jail time for some students. The ‘Blarney Blowout,’ which is a pre-St. Patrick’s Day celebration held the Saturday before Spring Break, “gets worst every year”, according to one of Amherst’s police chiefs. “This can’t be in any way, shape or form be …

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Gambler Sues Casino, Says He Lost Money While Drunk

Who knew you could sue for losing money while gambling? I guess if you’re drunk you have a valid excuse to get your money back. At least that’s what businessman Mark Johnston, 52, is hoping, and suing over. Over Super Bowl weekend Johnston, a southern California gambler, lost $500,000 on table games in Las Vegas. And you thought Broncos fans …

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Apparently, in Florida, You Can ‘Drive Off’ Your Drunk

If you’re super messed up and being an annoying asshole, your wife might tell you to go “sleep it off.” That’ll work, given enough time. You might think you can go “walk it off” or perhaps “Waffle House it off.” Neither of these will help, but they probably won’t hurt either–unless you walk into oncoming traffic or go overboard with …

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George Lopez Passes Out On Casino Floor; Arrested For Public Intoxication

George Lopez might have enjoyed himself a little too much at a Canadian casino on Thursday. The Mexican-American comedian and actor reportedly passed out on the floor of the Caesars Windsor Hotel and Casino and was subsequently arrested for public intoxication, according to TMZ. The celebrity news site also reported that in-house casino security called the local police shortly before …

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Neil Patrick Harris Beautifully Instagrams the Path from First Margarita to Blackout

I’m pretty sure this is why social media is a thing. It’s definitely not for your baby pictures. In fact, I posit that the best use of Instagram in 2014 goes to Neil Patrick Harris, who used the photo-centric social network to show us all the dangers of excessive alcohol consumption. You think 19 margaritas is a game? You think …

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‘2 Drunk 2 Care': Girl Tweets Ominous Update Hours Before Causing Fatal Car Crash

At approximately 1:45 am this past Sunday, 20-year-old Kayla Mendoza drove onto the Sawgrass Expressway in Broward County, Florida – driving the wrong way. Soon after, she slammed head-on into another car, killing both people inside. This incredibly sad story has an interesting social media twist, as a tweet from Mendoza just hours before the fatal crash strongly suggests that …

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Want to Get Drunk, But Avoid a Hangover? There Might Be a Pill for That Soon.

Have you ever wished that you could get the buzz that comes after a few drinks without actually drinking? Even people who don’t necessarily like drinking a lot often find themselves in situations where they want a few drinks to fit into the social scene or to get up the courage to talk to someone of the opposite sex. A …

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David Arquette Drunk Dials Howard Stern

Howard Stern got an interesting phone call from David Arquette during his Sirius XM radio show on Wednesday, October 30. It seems as though Arquette is drunk calling again. Arquette started the conversation by giving Stern a heads up saying, “I’m wasted”. “I threw a wrap party for this film I’m working on called ‘The Key,” he continued. “This isn’t …

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