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Fred Willard, The Dark Knight Rises, and Kinko’s Fred Willard, The Dark Knight Rises, and Kinko’s

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Rush Limbaugh, Bing, and the PalmPilot Rush Limbaugh, Bing, and the PalmPilot

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Turkey Burgers, David Hasselhoff, and Coffee Turkey Burgers, David Hasselhoff, and Coffee

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Twitter for BlackBerry Update Brings Better Tweet Details Twitter for BlackBerry Update Brings Better Tweet Details

Today’s version 3.1 update to Twitter for BlackBerry focuses on bringing more information and context to individual tweets. Any single tweets that you expands to see the details will now features full-res images from pic.twitter.com as well as full RIM …

Breaking Bad, Mitt Romney, and Klondike Bars Breaking Bad, Mitt Romney, and Klondike Bars

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Bill Cosby, Lemonade, and Rejected Scout Badges Bill Cosby, Lemonade, and Rejected Scout Badges

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Before You Damn The Universe, Just Remember It’s Out There – On Twitter Before You Damn The Universe, Just Remember It’s Out There – On Twitter

I’m sure, that after some Rube-Goldberg-esque series of events causes you to be late for work, the first thought that might run through your head is “Why is the universe conspiring against me?” Or, you may thank the universe for …

Penn State, Dawson’s Creek, and the ESPYs Penn State, Dawson’s Creek, and the ESPYs

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Slurpees, George Lucas, and Baseball Caps Slurpees, George Lucas, and Baseball Caps

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Arrested Development “ALIVE” Says Ron Howard, And It Looks Like They Have A Lot Of Ideas Arrested Development “ALIVE” Says Ron Howard, And It Looks Like They Have A Lot Of Ideas

It seems like forever ago that we heard the news we’ve all been waiting forever to hear: Arrested Development is back, baby! Well, it’s coming back…in time. Oh hell, they’re making new episodes everybody just shut up and be patient. …

Twitter, MediaTek Team Up To Get Feature Phone Owners Tweeting Twitter, MediaTek Team Up To Get Feature Phone Owners Tweeting

Twitter is about to reach more feature phone users, thanks to a partnership with chip maker MediaTek. The two companies just announced that Twitter will now be “integrated into MediaTek’s mobile platform solutions,” which will bring Twitter functionality to more …

Neil deGrasse Tyson Live-Tweets The MLB All-Star Game With Predictably Awesome Results Neil deGrasse Tyson Live-Tweets The MLB All-Star Game With Predictably Awesome Results
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Neil deGrasse Tyson is about the only truly famous astrophysicist we have these days, but boy has he taken off like a rocket (pun most definitely intended). Through countless televisions appearances and a strong online presence, the Hayden Planetarium director …

Chumbawamba, Subway, and Cookie Monster Chumbawamba, Subway, and Cookie Monster

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Twitter Updates Its Mobile Apps With More Desktop Features Twitter Updates Its Mobile Apps With More Desktop Features
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The problem with developing mobile apps is that you have to add all the great features from the desktop version while preserving the mobile nature of said app. Various developers have tried and failed when adding new features to their …

Kourtney Kardashian, Car Alarms, and Motel 6 Kourtney Kardashian, Car Alarms, and Motel 6

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Here’s Why Justin Bieber Is Never Going To Reply To Your Tweets Here’s Why Justin Bieber Is Never Going To Reply To Your Tweets
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Holy crap, Justin Bieber is popular on Twitter. He’s the second most-followed person on the entire network with just over 24.6 million followers – second only to Lady Gaga and her army of 26.7 million little monsters. But anyone who …

Goldilocks, Journey, and Apple Batteries Goldilocks, Journey, and Apple Batteries
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Shakespeare, Four-Way Stops, and Worst Westerns Ever Shakespeare, Four-Way Stops, and Worst Westerns Ever
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Higgs Boson, Fireworks, and Cross-Dressing Whales Higgs Boson, Fireworks, and Cross-Dressing Whales
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Mitt Romney, Matlock, and Marriage Mitt Romney, Matlock, and Marriage
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Katie Holmes, Independence Day, and the Instagrammys Katie Holmes, Independence Day, and the Instagrammys

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …